World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal.

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World·Apr 8, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

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WORLD — People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme position in order to negotiate the best possible deal.

Media members were left stunned as Trump did not actually usher in a nuclear apocalypse, but instead extracted concessions from Iran in a ceasefire deal.

“He’s never done anything like this,” said New York resident Stacey McBride. “I was sure all of Iran would be nuked by now. Trump always speaks literally with no exaggeration whatsoever. Not once have I seen Trump establish an outlandish initial position to move the framework of negotiation, and then come back to the middle. Trump really should have written out this strategy somewhere so that he wouldn’t scare us like this.”

Several journalists have called for Trump to be prosecuted for war crimes for frightening them so badly. “After Iran positioned women and children as human shields, Trump posted something on the internet that spooked me. That’s a war crime,” explained columnist David French. “Given Trump’s history of meekly negotiating without using bombastic language to win better deals, the only logical conclusion was that we were all about to die. I have yet to stop urinating on myself.”

At publishing time, the world had expressed total disbelief that Trump would use an expletive when describing a terrorist state.

Now You Know Why These Are Every Mechanic’s Nightmare

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And why it takes eight freaking hours to do a heater core in some cars.

I did a lot of dashboard work in my day. Under them, in them and removing them completely.

I still have special tools I had to use on the Fords, some I actually fabricated or did the Frankenstein thing to.

I actually did so many heater core jobs on cars like the Lincoln Town Car that I could have the dashboard unbolted and everything unplugged and have the passenger side sitting on the front seat so I could get to the heater core, in less than 45 minutes.

I could do a heater core job in about three hours and it paid 8.

This video is about a more modern dash that has the entertainment screen on it but what I would like you to pay attention to as they build this dash is how many screws are in it and where they put them.Also how many wire connectors there are and components in it.

Ford was notorious for hiding screws in crazy places.

Another thing Ford and Chevy both were notoripus for was using different size heads on basically the same diameter screws.

On the Fords I would use 6, lots of 7’s and 8’s, 9,10’s and even 11′ Millimeter sockets.

Plus all the different Torx bits and Phillips heads. It was absolutely ridiculous.

All of those in one dashboard.