As Bear Claw has so eloquently said to me, have a little Jesus to guide you and be the Healer…
I am doing well, I am home, my cat Nora molested me as she was happy I was home, no, Bear Claw hasn’t molested me yet, but, I am writhing under his authoritative tone of taking no bullshit from me and making sure I follow doctor’s orders. With his new found joy of emulating Nurse Ratchet from “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” I am in good hands for healing, he is going to make sure. I now wonder if I get a discount at the crematory because I don’t have tonsils/adenoids, gall bladder, R kidney and now five toes and five missing metatarsals and joints…
You’re like me… you ain’t gonna die.
There’s no rest for the wicked.
Welcome back.
So glad to hear you survived.
Nora is just happy you didn’t get your fingers on your can opener hand removed.
I checked, the crematory discount is per pound so your SOL on any worthwhile discount.
Bear Claw must be a sadistic glutton for punishment.
WELCOME HOME!
Welcome home. As my wife lies to say, “I’m not a complete idiot, parts of me are missing”.
Welcome to the missing parts club. Did you find the 10mm socket yet?
Again, glad you back, don’t give Nurse Rachet too much trouble.
This reminds me of the joke about the P.O.W. in Germany during WW2.
He had to have a leg amputated and asked the Germans if they would send the leg back home so it could be buried in his country.
The Germans agreed and the amputated leg was sent home.
He then had to have his other leg amputated with the same request and the same result.
When he had to have an arm amputated and asked for it to be sent home, the Commandant of the P.O.W. camp refused.
“I have seen through your little scheme. You are trying to escape piece by piece”.
Let’s hope the old bugger doesn’t need to resort to such tricks to get out of the hospital. Still, it is good to be home among your familiar possessions, pets and friends. Fingers crossed for a full recovery and a return to his usual grumpiness. >};o)
Well, it’s about time
To say welcome back.
Welcome back CederQ! Your jump shot should improve without the weight of those missing toes!
So good that you made it home! With help worthy of the best of you guys!!! Stay strong and I know you know what to do to effect the best outcome.. so do it! Best wishes!!!
Excellent!
Now you get to fart in your own bed!
Welcome back!
Your sense of humor is intact. I’m glad to hear you are out of the hospital. Get some rest and recover.
Yeah yeah yeah. Pull my other finger Cederq! It has bells on it!
The whole thing was just a clever ruse so you could get out of chores, and goof off!
😂👍
I’m glad yer back at it and still smiling, C. Don’t push it and take it easy for awhile.
The key word in “Bear Claw hasn’t molested me” statement was YET.
Watch your backside. He is.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha innerwebz truth statement of the day, all I have to say is, “squeal like a pig for me, weeeeeeeee, weeeeee”. One of the greatest movie lines ever spoken. To one of the greatest actors who never got enough credit for it.
You’d better be glad Bear Claw forgot to bring his Taser with him.
Just sayin’
No taser, but he brought a portable defibrillator that was out of certs….
Well,glad to hear you made it home in one piece(mostly!).
With Claw and the Cat watching over you recovery should be quick.
While there is never a “good time” for these ailments feel while still summer gives you a chance to recover/adapt before the rigors of the winter set in.
Heal quickly and enjoy the day!
Glad you are back! I know it is hard, but take care of yourself. LOL
Glad to see you’re home and you’re gallows humor is intact. Despite being the ornery cuss that you are, be good and do what the Dr’s and Bear Claw tell you. ;-))
Welcome back!
Mr. Cedrq- You can get some hints from Mr. Glen Filthie concerning orthopedic Crocs. He could also perform a tune-up on your fart instrument, but I doubt you’d get as much pleasure out of it as he will.
What a pleasure to read that you are home and the three of you are managing to terrorize each other. Keep healing so you can get out and aggravate the neighbors.
2 notice, I sent you an email the other day from your address login here
But only if you want to, I unnerstand
Good to hear from ya again. You’ll have to learn all over how to walk straight. Walking in circles can be a real PITA. Take care.
I dub thee Five Toes the Incorrigible. Look on the bright side, you now only have five toenails that you have to clip or chew off. Or paint.
You two boys stay out of trouble. And if you can’t stay out of trouble, pics or it didn’t happen 😉. Bless you Bear for what you are doing.
I hope that your pain is being adequately managed. Continued prayers for your healing, health and well being.
I am not doing a damn thing that you told Bear Claw to tell me to do…
Now, he can only count to 15, unless he’s in the shower. Then it is only 16.