If one teeth is a tooth and one geese is a goose, then doesn’t that mean that one sheep should be a shoop?

Normal is boring, don’t waste it chasing normal, you get one shot at this life.

If a bra is a “over the shoulder boulder holder” then what is men’s underwear? Under the butt nut hut? Around the hip weenie grip?

” The only effective answer to violent people is good people who are better at violence.”

-Bushido.

“Burning bridges takes too long. I prefer explosives.”. 

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, patience to maintain my self control. Wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail.

Bluebird of Bitterness

The U.S. needs three more states. 53 is a prime number, so that would make it one nation, indivisible. 

“Being alone is better than being used.”

” I don’t care if it’s lonely at the top, it was lonely at the bottom.”

They say we attract what we fear, I’m so scared of 13 million dollars and a lifetime supply of tacos.

“At the right time, I, the Lord will make it happen.”

“Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.” –Honore’ de Balzac, Novelist.

“Law and order are everywhere the law and order protects the established hierarchy.” — Herbert Marcus, Social and Political Philosopher.

“There is no hunting like the hunting of man.” –Ernest Hemingway

No one fights dirtier or more brutally than blood: only family knows its own weakness, the exact placement of the heart. —Whitney Otto, How to make an American Quilt.