I called Phil this afternoon and left a voice message and he returned a text message a few minutes ago: ” Not Dead. Very sick. Wife has it worse. Been sleeping for 18 hours straight, except for bathroom and fluids. Going back to sleep. Do Not Reply. Whatever this is comes with a screaming headache too.”

So Phil is out for the count and I get to run things without a leash… Oh, boy. Im’ma gonna have some phat fun.