4 thoughts on “You know you are getting older when you schedule your personal intercourse.”
There is no “70” because you don’t need any more problems. You just reminisce about the really good tail you got when you were younger.
Hell, I reached that stage by 50. But then you old timers did get about another 20 years out of the “sexual marketplace” before it crashed and the wheels fell completely of. Not that I’m complaining, I’m glad I figured fit it out when I did.
I know guys around my age still trying to play the game, and getting wrecked by it. We’re not taking diminishing returns here, either. More like nuked from orbit..
My friend only had one in each column but didn’t need them
The next best way to stop having sex besides getting older is to get married.
There is no “70” because you don’t need any more problems. You just reminisce about the really good tail you got when you were younger.
Hell, I reached that stage by 50. But then you old timers did get about another 20 years out of the “sexual marketplace” before it crashed and the wheels fell completely of. Not that I’m complaining, I’m glad I figured fit it out when I did.
I know guys around my age still trying to play the game, and getting wrecked by it. We’re not taking diminishing returns here, either. More like nuked from orbit..
My friend only had one in each column but didn’t need them
The next best way to stop having sex besides getting older is to get married.