I wish I could do something like this to all those who want to “live in the country”. I like many around here have lived on a farm all my life and we are plagued by those who’s brag is “We live in the country” but then complain about the smell of the cattle or hogs and how much dust there is from farmers in the field or the noise of tractors and combines running late into the night and how much it disturbs their peace and quiet. The new to the country are obvious since they immediately put gates across their lane and we laugh as we watch them morning and night have to stop the car, get out and open the gates, drive through, get out, close the gates again. They should have stayed in town where they belong.
First time I saw a gator climbing a chain link fence I was amazed – and a little freaked out. It was at night while wife and I were walking around the neighborhood. Next thing I know, pictures of them doing it were showing up everywhere. I have a picture I got online somewhere of a gator climbing a wooden fence. It’s funny how new behaviors like that pop up and spread.
…or those who show up to ride their horses on state land that’s been designated as hunting land for decades just to push to have it designated as “equestrian only”…one-way cocksuckers, all of em
Funny 🙂
Pure genieass, that’s funny shit right thar.
We don’t need gators here yet, but they are surrounding us in other states so soon.
That’s too funny. As a SWFL resident, I’m taking notes.
He rocks Man!!!
I wish I could do something like this to all those who want to “live in the country”. I like many around here have lived on a farm all my life and we are plagued by those who’s brag is “We live in the country” but then complain about the smell of the cattle or hogs and how much dust there is from farmers in the field or the noise of tractors and combines running late into the night and how much it disturbs their peace and quiet. The new to the country are obvious since they immediately put gates across their lane and we laugh as we watch them morning and night have to stop the car, get out and open the gates, drive through, get out, close the gates again. They should have stayed in town where they belong.
First time I saw a gator climbing a chain link fence I was amazed – and a little freaked out. It was at night while wife and I were walking around the neighborhood. Next thing I know, pictures of them doing it were showing up everywhere. I have a picture I got online somewhere of a gator climbing a wooden fence. It’s funny how new behaviors like that pop up and spread.
Sure would have loved to see the look on Pelosi’s face.
*seen
have seen
…or those who show up to ride their horses on state land that’s been designated as hunting land for decades just to push to have it designated as “equestrian only”…one-way cocksuckers, all of em
Good morning chuckle there. Thanks!
And that’s how we Florida Boys roll…
Maybe she just wanted to be left alone. I imagine Florida Man freaks out anytime he sees a trannie, shampoo or a book.
You just won the internet today.
The Ggerg
We don’t encourage just sayin, just asking and better call saul around these parts.
C’mon man. You got to admit that’s funny.
Okay, just a little bit and that is all I will admit too…
That happens to be a true story, but it happened when I was much younger
I was going to post that I hope the screen capoed account is a true story, and not just more 4chan shitpoasting. If it is, it’s glorious.
Ah, a soul after my own heart. Taking care of a local problem, locally.
4Chan wins again!
and the winner…of the most southern man….is…this guy. go in peace my friend, long live the southern man. you are my hero.