8 thoughts on “Some Things, You Just Don’t Buy Off Amazon, OK?”
Anyone dumb enough to buy and use a parachute from Amazon deserves whatever happens…
I would not have risked hanging onto that POS why deploying the good chute. Worth the littering.
Cheap chinesium, it should be called the billy gates special
bezoid lawsuit in 3, 2, ….
Where did my testicles go? I read that headline and heard a terrible sucking sound. The only way this could be worse would be ordering them from Alibaba or Temu?
Hi Ya’ll,
It ain’t from a PRO!!! Worked in “Aero-Space” for some years with “PARACHUTES!! We always used “Weighted bags of lead or other heavy stuff or on the up-and-up, real basic manikin form weighted test “Dummy’s!!”
MEET ME AT THE BAR FMI and Bring CASH!! to buy drinks ((I THURST!!)) I have copies of vid’s from a bunch of “TEST PROGRAMS with several Aero-Space Companies in my archive!! It has been a number of years so ll this is now “Old Hat” but it was some fun bac when!!
skybill
PS and s “Gus Grissom said in the movie “The Right Stuff” …No Bucks, No Buck Rogers!!!!” only YOU bring the BUCKS and Buy The BOOZE!!!!
suboptimal
Imagine buying two and using one as your reserve. An Oh Fuck moment in time.
Anyone dumb enough to buy and use a parachute from Amazon deserves whatever happens…
I would not have risked hanging onto that POS why deploying the good chute. Worth the littering.
Cheap chinesium, it should be called the billy gates special
bezoid lawsuit in 3, 2, ….
Where did my testicles go? I read that headline and heard a terrible sucking sound. The only way this could be worse would be ordering them from Alibaba or Temu?
Hi Ya’ll,
It ain’t from a PRO!!! Worked in “Aero-Space” for some years with “PARACHUTES!! We always used “Weighted bags of lead or other heavy stuff or on the up-and-up, real basic manikin form weighted test “Dummy’s!!”
MEET ME AT THE BAR FMI and Bring CASH!! to buy drinks ((I THURST!!)) I have copies of vid’s from a bunch of “TEST PROGRAMS with several Aero-Space Companies in my archive!! It has been a number of years so ll this is now “Old Hat” but it was some fun bac when!!
skybill
PS and s “Gus Grissom said in the movie “The Right Stuff” …No Bucks, No Buck Rogers!!!!” only YOU bring the BUCKS and Buy The BOOZE!!!!
suboptimal
Imagine buying two and using one as your reserve. An Oh Fuck moment in time.