Umm, yeah
I would Rattle Can my old truck Green, Rattle Can the Sprite British Racing Green, (even though I hate that fucking color) paint the fucking sidewalk green and find a used John Deere riding lawn mower again just to fuck with this pretentious asshole.
I’m betting a guy could find some green Mylar window covers if he looked hard enough too.
This fucker would melt down in the middle of the street before he even got close to my front door before I was done.
Welcome to my past world, dealing with ass wipes like this and trying not to punch them in the face and try to modify their behavior, phobias, delusions and mental illness… fucking cum rags!
not punching them in the face or better yet a .45 to the forehead is why these fuckers persist in their delusional world that revolves around them.
Yes.
My favorite bumper sticker of all time is “Some people are alive simply because it’s illegal to kill them”.
So, when he sees the GREEN trees behind him???
What a g@y loser
And given where Phil lives, what about the roof moss?
He usually ignores that.
Heh
This guy is mental. I doubt the police would do anything as they tend not to lock up mental cases, but it could be time to pull out your weapon to keep this guy from your property.
Nuts, he’s nuts.
True.
no hand shake, but fist bump would work…aim might be little off
Recommend a law firm to him. Sosumi. But yeah, several french fries short of a Happy Meal.
What an insufferable, whiny faggot. Guy really needs a serious ass beating to adjust his attitude. And trying to claim he’s allergic to a color? Come on man, you’re going to have to do better than that. Tell him he just made himself a trespasser, and then call the cops to have him removed if he doesn’t scoot his dumb ass off the property promptly.
You can only have an allergy to substance that has a protein chain, you can be allergic to the grass itself, but not colors. You can be “sensitive” to colors, we all are, they do modify behavior and moods, that has been proven. That is the kind of crap I had to deal with in my early nursing career, these whiney ass claps, of course this was up in Portland, so there is that…
“Don’t say dont.” That’s a bitch slappin’ right there.
Call the local gendarm’s report his harassment, then get a restraining order. When this dick nose ass wipe escalates this situation (and he will) and you have to defend yourself, or your family. You have a paper trail showing that he is a nut bag.
Dumping your grass clipping on his doorstep in the middle of the night would be a good strategy IMHO, unless he’s got cameras set up. Fook him.
Yep, I would paint the sidewalk green so he would go around
I’d paint my ass cheeks green and pull my deep green underwear down and moon him with my green cheesy looking ass.
I would look at him and say, “You aren’t sneezing now. So you are lying when you say the color makes you sneeze. Get off my property and have the same shitty day you already decided to have.”
And if he returns, file a no contact order and a recommendation for an involutary thirty day psychiatric assessment.
Put him in the system and lobby everyone in the neighborhood to purchase different shades of green vehicles. (I am certain everyone would LOVE to join in.)
Have all of the kids dress up like the Hulk and the Wicked Witch for Halloween.
Serve green eggs and ham.
He will either give in or move away to be someone else’s problem.
Two words…
Restraining order.
This Local Lunatics’ 51 cards shy of a full deck, and the only thing you can do about it is trespass the wonderdummy.
Then, and only then, you can introduce the loony-tune to Mr. Holy Hot Sauce. Perhaps he’ll get the hint.
You may have to repeat as necessary, some forms of life learn very slowly…
As one who was diagnosed as being ALLERGIC to all green growing things as a child. I would be having a lot of fun with this asswipe. Remember to wear GREEN on St Patrick’s Day. I would be making signs all with Green paint. Paint the public sidewalk in front of his house as well. Hire a leprechaun and have him deliver a big bag of green confetti and sprinkle it all over his yard. All the above for a start
Whiny little baglapper. The problem with sniveling douchetools like this is that their cities have never been bombed, they have never been seriously hungry, cold, or afraid, and they were never spanked as children.
I would have to be a good neighbor and tell that fuck wad next time I saw him on my hard it would trigger my PSTD and he would be in serious danger.
So I got a restraining order against a goofy neighbor. The only value is it shows you are trying to follow the process and maybe give you the benefit of the doubt once you are in court for self-defense.
Nothing gets through the delusion bubble. You are wrong, he must win at all costs. If you lawyer up, you’re evil. If you win in court, you cheated. Neighbors will NOT help you. They don’t want his attention either. He won’t move; this is a war, and he is the righteous. We eventually moved after the second frivolous law suit. Got a lien, but no way to collect. No way to enforce it. Cops would show up and try and keep the peace but not enforce anything. And he will get friends to come and lie, lie, lie. Better start videotaping your house. Check the laws on what you are allowed to video, different states have different laws.
Pendulum is swinging. Maybe in 30 years such people will be committed. At which point, he will spend a whole lot of effort trying to act normal and not draw attention.
BTDT, don’t wish it on anyone. If you are sane, no way to win in current climate.
I’m allergic to grass. It’s why I never wear shorts or lay on the lawn. I still mow my lawn. I just have to wear long pants, a long sleeve shirt, and a mask when I do it. But being allergic to a color? That’s insane. Trespass the insane guy. if he shows up again, he goes to jail.
Oh, After I mow, I have to shower.