This Is For C.W. Over At The Daily Timewaster

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He posted a picture of a strange old wrench he found in his toolbox and was asking if anyone knew what it was for.

Since one of the first jobs I ever had and did for a few years is what they used to call an Oiler on heavy equipment, I knew right away what it was for.

It also reminded me of a couple of tools I have had for well over forty years now that I would imagine are as rare as Hen’s teeth, as they were really hard to come by even back then.

Let’s see how many of you will know what these are for.

Even better, a show of hands from everyone who has ever even seen these tools before personally?

I will tell you from experience that these things are the original Knuckle Busters.

Are You Fucking Serious?

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I just got woke up at 9:00 A.M. on the dot, on a Sunday morning, by some kind of engine that fired up and went to pretty much full throttle, followed shortly by some very violent noises, the engine loading up hard and then more noises, followed by the engine winding back up to full throttle.

Rinse and repeat.

As I laid there irritated as fuck by being woke up by this commotion, part of my brain started down the list of noises it has encountered and filed away in the past until it hit the right combination and a little light came on in my brain.

Fucking Wood Chipper.

Really?!

The sonofabitch sounded like it was right on the other side of the wall from where I had been sleeping.

So I got up, threw some britches on and a coat, grabbed my smokes and went out front to investigate.

Bigger than shit.

That thing was so loud, I couldn’t hear the little chain saw another guy was using to knock the Arbor Vitae down with.

I’ll have to remember to thank my neighbor for picking such a great time to decide a little deforestation was in order….