Happy Mothers Day! We could not give a fitting tribute to our mothers and the beautiful women that are mothers to our children. The only thing we can give them is our love.

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What’s goin’ on, mama?
Something just dawned on me
I ain’t been home in some months
Been chasin’ songs and women
Makin’ some bad decisions
God knows I’m drinkin’ too much
Yeah, I know you’ve been worrying ’bout me
You’ve been losin’ sleep since ’93

I thought you should know
That all those prayers you thought you wasted on me
Must’ve finally made their way on through
I thought you should know
I got me a new girl down in Jefferson City, and
She lets me fish whenever I want to
Yeah, I’m still proud of where I came from
Still your only damn son
Can you believe I’m on the radio?
Just thought you should know, thought you should know, thought you should know

Oh, by the way, mama, didn’t mean to ramble on ya
How’s everything back at home?
Yeah, how’s that garden comin’?
Is dad still doing dumb s—?
And how’d he keep you this long?
Yeah, I’m sorry that I called you so late
I just miss you but anyways

I thought you should know
That all those prayers you thought you wasted on me
Must’ve finally made their way on through
I thought you should know
I got me a new girl down in Jefferson City, and
She lets me fish whenever I want to
Yeah, I’m still proud of where I came from
Still your only damn son
Can you believe I’m on the radio?
Just thought you should know, thought you should know, thought you should know
Yeah, I know you’ve been worrying ’bout me
You’ve been losing sleep since ’93
I thought you should know
That all those prayers you thought you wasted on me
Must’ve finally made their way on through

I thought you should know
That I really like this girl down in Jefferson City, and
Turns out she’s a lot like you
Yeah, I’m still proud of where I came from
Still your only damn son
The bus is leavin’ so I gotta roll
Just thought you should know, thought you should know, thought you should know
I thought you should know, thought you should know
I thought you should know, thought you should know, thought you should know

Morgan Wallen, Miranda Lambert, Nicolle Galyon

Camping Saturday… Accident Edition.

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Sorry folks, had set it up for publishing today and was tagged for tomorrow on Mothers day, this would not be a good post for that day.

All of these pictures I selected had deaths and serious traumatic injuries. I didn’t post them out of a macabrely sense of humor or fetish, but to illustrate how dangerous driving these vehicles are with no formal training. A novice gets an RV and think it is his or her Ford Escort car and how it handled. All these pictures were taken from several insurance web pages I found and explained that these people are not aware of their limitations and abilities to handle the weight and size of these vehicles. The web pages stressed that smaller cars are been used to tow trailers that are not designed to handle the stress of towing and braking. RVs are dangerous, especially if they are not properly maintained and repaired, driven safely and prudently.

Big Country…

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Big Country called me this morn and explained he had some setbacks, I am not at liberty to discuss. Big said when he could, he would.

The reason for the post is Big Country said he won’t be posting for about two weeks and will resume posting on his blog when the big oscillating contrivance has flung it’s available fecal matter. I ask for you to offer up your prayers and a passing beer fancy to both Billy and Gretchen during this time.

I can say this is a synapsis of B & G’s torment…

What A Night Last Night

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The weather has finally warmed up. It went from being in the low 30’s at night to the 70’s and it’s supposed to get to 96 freaking degrees here Sunday.

I’m thinking it must be a combination of the warm weather and the FOUR new medications I am having to take now, along with NEW AND INCREASED DOSAGES!, that caused me to feel dehydrated all day yesterday.

It was so bad that for once I was actually drinking…..

Water.

Not something I usually do. I know what fish do in that stuff, know what I mean?

Anyway, so I’m drinking water.

Lots of it.

I came home and started drinking more water.

I finally got over feeling dehydrated but still finished the bottle I had opened anyway, just about a half an hour before I went to bed.

Any guesses as to what happened after that?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Yes, that’s right, nature did it’s thing and I wound up getting up four times in two and a half hours to go take a leak.

So now it’s like two thirty in the morning and I finally drift off pretty good. I get up at five.

Danged if I know what time it was because I was asleep but I started having this weird dream.

Nightmare actually.

I still shudder just typing this.

I dreamed that Joe Biden and his wife showed up at our place and I had to be nice to them because they were guests.

Except it wasn’t Jill Biden that showed up, it was Nancy Pelosi as FJB’s wife.

Next thing I know, old Joe and Nancy are digging through all my stuff.

In the bedroom, in the closet, pretty soon we were out in the garage and they were poking their noses into everything and just throwing shit over their shoulder. For some reason I had to stand there and let them do all this because I had to be nice because they were house guests.

That ugly bitch Nancy kept turning around and asking me questions about my stuff and she was like two inches from my face and I could smell Vodka and Old People.

I kept gagging but had to be nice.

Pretty soon they are done digging around in my stuff and we are all sitting in the living room and that’s when I woke up.

I was so freaked out that I sat up and swung my feet over the edge onto the floor and just sat there for a few minutes trying to get that out of my brain. Eventually I laid back down and went to sleep but it felt like it had only been five minutes and my alarm went off.

Lemme tell ya, it was a very long day today.