You think this is something?

I had a Ford Aerostar Mini Van come in one time with a charging system problem complaint.

No joke, I could smell something so fucking rank I was gagging before I even got the hood opened up on the damn thing when they pulled it in.

Because it was a a van and inside a shop I had to get a drop light underneath the hood to see any damn thing.

What I found made me gag even harder.

About 3 lbs of dry dog food that some fucking varmint like a squirrel had been piling up on top of the engine and then as it got driven it baked that shit, then it putrified and then it got baked again and again.

Half the guys in the shop were gagging as I used a shop vac to try and get it all off the top of the engine just so I could see what the hell was under it all.

Lemme tell ya, that was a very expensive alternator job before I got done.

Don’t even try to deny this isn’t the absolute truth.