10 thoughts on “Old is a state of mind, what say you Filthie?”
Damn right, suck it up Buttercup.
Yesterday I silently shat myself at the archery lanes and all the snipers started throwing their shots. Then they started accusing each other of crop dusting. One of ‘em said he was on his way to a perfect 300 but blew the shot when his eyes started watering. “Someone here is eating too many eggs” he gasped!
😂👍
Pain and misery are easier to bear when you share it with others! 😊
if you are a evil man, you would drive a bunch of “your” friends somewhere in winter when it is very cold and then drop one on them in the car. it is one of the main reasons why I like to drive myself anywhere these days !
my brother loves doing that. I don’t get in anything with him anymore. he will drive you out of the car inside of minutes.
I’ve got brother that does that on occasion. He thinks it’s funny until he gets fired back on and mine, while infrequent, are SBD’s. Made him gag once.
Bravo, Glen!
Had a sneeze detach two muscles in my back . . . put me in a soft body cast for over a week while it healed.
Lying on my starboard side with my chin propped on my palm . . . felt it comin and let it fly . . . couldn’t walk without a strong urge to piss down my leg afterwards.
Doc (Navy E-6 Corpsman) wrapped me up in gauze and taped my torso into total rigidity with a 15″ piece of plexiglass about 5″ wide up against my spine.
Yeah, my test for ‘How Old Am I’ is lying on the floor on my back and timing how long it takes to get on my feet with nothing to grab onto.
Damn right, suck it up Buttercup.
Yesterday I silently shat myself at the archery lanes and all the snipers started throwing their shots. Then they started accusing each other of crop dusting. One of ‘em said he was on his way to a perfect 300 but blew the shot when his eyes started watering. “Someone here is eating too many eggs” he gasped!
😂👍
Pain and misery are easier to bear when you share it with others! 😊
if you are a evil man, you would drive a bunch of “your” friends somewhere in winter when it is very cold and then drop one on them in the car. it is one of the main reasons why I like to drive myself anywhere these days !
my brother loves doing that. I don’t get in anything with him anymore. he will drive you out of the car inside of minutes.
I’ve got brother that does that on occasion. He thinks it’s funny until he gets fired back on and mine, while infrequent, are SBD’s. Made him gag once.
Bravo, Glen!
Had a sneeze detach two muscles in my back . . . put me in a soft body cast for over a week while it healed.
Lying on my starboard side with my chin propped on my palm . . . felt it comin and let it fly . . . couldn’t walk without a strong urge to piss down my leg afterwards.
Doc (Navy E-6 Corpsman) wrapped me up in gauze and taped my torso into total rigidity with a 15″ piece of plexiglass about 5″ wide up against my spine.
Yeah, my test for ‘How Old Am I’ is lying on the floor on my back and timing how long it takes to get on my feet with nothing to grab onto.
Last time, had to use a sun dial …
If it’s a short your screwed.
Dammit siri, shart
And it’s you’re, not your.
I like to ignite the grammar natzies.