10 thoughts on “No Subscription Needed!”

1. You mean like coughing and throwing a rib out of place?
   Or
   Gripping fabric too long sewing(quilting) and had to take over a year off to let the thumb heal enough to use again…sparingly? That kind of stuff?

   • Or maybe some leftover aches and pains from high speed gravitational, inertial, ballistic incidents involving solid objects, but those are just leftovers.

     • Like, hitting your head against the wall??

       Asking for a friend…

2. Back, from a sneeze are the worst

3. Old: Mystery pains
   New: Mystery bruises.

   • You too??

     (Although, I blame the Coumadin/Warfarin)

4. When i wake up in the morning and sit up it feels like i got jumped and beat up the night before until i remember where i am then the resident pains kick in and laugh at me.

5. I find various body parts bleeding without knowing how the hell it did it.

6. I got a hernia from standing up from the kitchen table after eating a baloney sandwich. Hurt like a sumbitch, I thought Mrs. had finally gotten sick enough of my shit to shank me.

   • Look right and cough.

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