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What Luck! Dr. Fauci Announces He’s Been Working On Hantavirus Vaccine This Whole Time

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ROCKVILLE, MD — Hantavirus has quickly become the biggest viral threat to humanity since COVID and as luck would have it, Dr. Fauci has announced that he has been working on a hantavirus vaccine this entire time. How convenient!

Even though Dr. Fauci announced his retirement from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases back in 2022, the world suspected that he was still up to something. Now at last, we know what it was saving the world by fortuitously working on a hantavirus vaccine.

“You wouldn’t believe it, but I have been working on hantavirus this whole time,” said Dr. Fauci as he was pulled out of retirement for one last viral epidemic. “I’ve been running experiments on how to make hantavirus even more deadly and contagious. But also, I’ve been patenting the only cure for it. What are the odds?”

Dr. Fauci then cackled maniacally for several minutes before screaming “I am the science!” and demanding people do a little dance he made up. “Stand on one foot,” Dr. Fauci instructed reporters. “Now touch your nose. Now pat your head and rub your stomach simultaneously! Good! Good! Now you’re getting it!”

At publishing time, Dr. Fauci had announced his retirement again and was last seen heading to his secret underground lair, which is believed to be under an active volcano.

We finally get to see what the hellbox of “Aliens!” that the government has been hiding from us and it supposedly going to devastate Christianity.

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The Alien Hoax is Coming

Werner von Braun warned of this nearly 80 years ago.

Influential pastors are claiming that they have been told to prepare their followers for shocking revelations about UFOs which may upend belief in the Bible.

Perry Stone, a well-known evangelist, author and Bible teacher from Tennessee, warned that fellow pastors were recently invited to a secret meeting with US intelligence officials to prepare for the release of secret files on extraterrestrials.

According to Stone, the officials warned a small group of pastors with a large reach in the Christian community that the government was about to release reports and possibly videos of aliens and spacecraft which were not from this planet.

In the April 27 video posted to his YouTube channel, the evangelist claimed that pastors were told about the existence of ‘reptilian’ creatures, UFOs and materials from a non-human origin and ‘other things that almost sound like something out of a sci-fi movie.’

On February 19, President Trump ordered the Pentagon and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to release all information the government possesses regarding UFOs and alien life. Last week, Trump said that the first files would be released ‘very, very soon’ and would contain some ‘very interesting’ things for the public.

You know it’s a psyop because they constantly talk about how this will somehow threaten the Christian faith. Which is absolutely absurd, given that Christianity literally requires the existence of beings from other dimensions interacting with humanity on the material plane.

The purpose of the revelation will be nefarious, of course, but what else is new on what is, after all, a fallen world. If they dislike the name of Jesus Christ, then it really doesn’t matter what they call themselves or where they say they’re from.