Breaking News, Miss Lindsey Graham, Long Time South Carolina Senator Is Dead!

Holy crap,

I didn’t know anything about it until my brother texted me asking about it. The LA Times and Reuters Both didn’t have anything about it. I looked up his name on Brave and found this,

Lindsey Graham

American lawyer and politician (born 1955)

lgraham.senate.gov

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Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Olin Graham (/ɡræm/ GRAM; July 9, 1955 – July 11, 2026) is an American politician and attorney serving as the senior United States senator from South Carolina.

Then the Wifely Unit got in her phone and saw it on NBC and the Washington Post.

Breaking news

Lindsey Graham, longtime South Carolina senator, dies after sudden illness, according to his office

Damn, there wasn’t anything about him being sick that I know of but apparently he has kicked the bucket.

Bibi Netanyahoo is going to be devastated, along with anyone connected to The Military Industrial Complex and Johnson and Johnson’s Sex lube department.

The guy was one of the biggest War Mongers we had in Congress.

33 thoughts on “Breaking News, Miss Lindsey Graham, Long Time South Carolina Senator Is Dead!

  1. Oh happy days!
    Reunited in hell with McStain.
    They’ve got McConnells rotting corpse on ice attempting to get official death declared after Aug. 4th.

  2. One can only wonder what sort of damning “evidence” the Israelis were using to blackmail him.

  3. Feet first, that’s the only way we can change our rulers in Incumbistan.

    –FNB

    • Naw, imma betting he threw a clot after a 12-hour flight.

      • I’m going with that one to. Knock him all you want but we do have Kavaugh in part because of him and he did get a Bronze Star.

  4. I live in SC and wish this happened before the primary as I voted for Lynch. The primaries in SC are open and Dems cross over to keep Graham in the Senate. Now we get someone the Governor picks.

    • McMaster knows he’s on the way out, I hope he makes a better choice than Nikki Haley did when she appointed a senator.

  5. RINO FAG. Excellent way to start a Sunday!!
    Poster child for the perverts and criminals that infest every fucking office in D.C.
    Sorry it took 71 years for all the dick sucking to catch up with him.
    Rot in hell.

  6. Best news I’ve heard in a very long time. Now to the post turtle sweet angel of DEATH!

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  8. Heh. Fuck that guy. And he couldn’t take his aipac bribes with him, so I guess some faggot just scored a nice inheritance. I guess sean hannity is going to be crushed, how is he going to fill half his show time now? Fox news is going to need to sell a lot more ads for hard on pills, incontinence pads, and dodgy supplements just to prevent hours of black screen every day.

  9. Say “hi” to Mitch, where ever you end up.
    Probably going to the same place anyhow.

    • It would be a sweet bit of karma, if that’s what actually happened. But that scenario is probably too good to be true.

      • He is publicly documented to have been “inspecting” the factory.

        The factory is no longer there.

        The 911 call from his home occurred after the strike, but not enough after the strike to account for the filight time and the time to get to and from the airport.

        • I’m aware of all that, but am still skeptical that we could be so lucky as to see him meet his end in that fashion. It would really be something for a warmongering whore like him to be taken out in the war he personally advocated for.

          The timing of his arrival home and the 911 call are the pivotal piece of evidence we need confirmation of, in order to safely presume he was killed in the Russian attack on the “secret drone factory” (which apparently wasn’t secret enough). It would also be incredibly amusing if his entourage visiting the drone plant is what blew it’s cover, and led Russia to bomb it.

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