If true, this is pretty alarming.

Lay around, scratch your balls as you see fit and randomly yell through the house,

WHERE’S MY SANDWICH?

Gotta take advantage of the one fucking day ya get.

Because there is obviously a lack of Stand Up Dudes in this world..

And the ones there are are severely underappreciated.

The kind of guy a kid can look up to, admire and emulate.

Or the kind of guy who can take charge of a situation, handle it with confidence, authority and ease, all while giving a fast life long lesson off the top of his head and in passing while doing it.

“Never apologize, it’s a sign of weakness.”

If you weren’t paying attention you would completely miss it.

Kids don’t have these kinds of role models anymore.

Fill that missing void in their lives.

They will thank you for it later.

Now if you will excuse me, my nuts need rearranging.

I see the other day that The Fed Chairman was talking about introducing the electronic “FedCoin” to replace the almost completely dead paper Federal Reserve Note that they have been slowly but surely strangling to death for decades now.

The realization that the rest of the world has finally had enough of their economic shenanigans and are building systems to completely avoid using the Dollar as a trading medium has finally dawned on the crooked sonsabitches.

Here’s my shocked face at that bit of news.

In case you somehow haven’t grokked how that shit will impact everyone, here is a pretty straightforward explanation,

TOTAL CONTROL of YOUR MONEY.

Is that clear enough?

Now I have talked about this electronic “Crytpo” money bullshit before but I am going to let you do some mental computations of your own here and process what I mean with what you are about to read here and see if you can put 2 and 2 together yourself.

Much of the U.S. could see power blackouts this summer, a grid assessment reveals

A grid reliability report says power outages are likely in parts of the Midwest, California and Texas. The Western drought and a mismatch between supply and peak summer demand are some reasons why.

Now ask yourself the question that if we are going to be forced to use digital currency by one arm of TPTB and yet we are being told that there might not be the electrical grid available at times that is absolutely necessary to be able to use this digital currency by another arm of TPTB just exactly how are we supposed to buy and sell things IN THE FUCKING DARK?

See what I mean about them thinking we are as stupid as they are?

For fuck’s sake, at the rate these morons are going, we might well end up going back to using Beads and Shells as money.

It’s enough to make my eyes water sometimes.

Got the stitches yanked out yesterday.

They put in 9 and pulled out 7.

Not bad, I only lost 2 in two weeks.

Boy, I really smacked that fucker eh?

Peeled it.

Well, it only slowed me down, it never stopped me and now it’s off to the salt mines again.

TGIF.

I do.

She just bought me 1,000 rounds of .556 for an early Father’s Day present.

Because Fuck Joe Biden.

Seeings how he was so enamored of the fucking things.

I want his ass indicted for Mass Murder so bad I can’t hardly stand it.

Give him the Vax, either it will kill his ass or make him suffer like a dog until we can get a conviction and finish him.

7:00 PM.

I just now came in and sat down.

Fighting with that fucking lawnmower, STILL.

I put a new carb on it and changed the oil.

It started right up and ran for a couple of minutes and then the Smoke Bomb went off again.

To the point I couldn’t see my hand in front of my face and the entire house was enveloped with white smoke.

I shut the bastard down and just sat there and cussed for a couple of minutes.

I was sure that carb was the problem but apparently not.

I started it back up and it smoked for a second and quit.

It just sat there and purred.

I fucked with the throttle and it seemed like it would start in at a slow idle.

After a while it quit again.

So I unhooked the bagger and headed out to the front yard.

I engaged the blade and got three whole feet before it smoked out the entire neighborhood.

I disengaged the blade and it cleared up again.

WTF?!

Engage the blade, more smoke.

I started to back the bastard back into the sideyard but it cleared up again.

So I engaged the blade.

No smoke.

I started in mowing the yard.

Made 3/4’s of one pass, started up the little incline and here it come again.

MOTHER FUCKER!

It ain’t making no damn sense.

Broken oil ring?

Sticking rings?

It runs fine, it just smokes like a WWII Smoke Screen.

I disengage the blade.

It stops smoking.

I re-engage it and no smoke.

I started making laps and that dirty bastard didn’t smoke for the next half hour.

I mowed it once to knock it down and then I fucking scalped it.

Not a lick of smoke that whole time.

Just in case something else goes wring with the fucking thing, it will give me a couple of weeks to fuck with it.

I have no idea why it’s doing that.

Put that dirty fucker away and then changed the oil in my truck.

Only to find out they gave me the wrong oil filter.

What part of 89 Chevy Silverado with a SB 350 did they miss?

I even told the guy the thing looked too fucking small.

Nope, That’s the right one.

My achin’ ASS it is.

Of course I discover this after I filled the bastard up with oil so now I can’t even take the fucker back.

It just never fucking ends.

Ever.

It’s now 7:20 and I have to figure out something to eat.

Get cleaned up and then try to catch up on what’s gone on while I was busy all day.

I hate having two Mondays in a row,

Damn, what is the word that I am searching for to respond to this?

Oh yeah.

This.

As in shut your own damn pie hole you cunt.