17 thoughts on “You do build up callouses milking goats!”
C’mon Cederq, is Soja going to write up her technique for Bustednuckles readers, maybe pose for a saucy photo? Somewhere in the depths of your collection of illustrations scraped from the lower bowel of the internet, you could have found a matching spurious photo. You probably already have a file marked ‘Lithuanian grannies’, some of whom may be old girlfriends of yours.
Johno, I could write up her technique for milking goats, used to have to do it on my herd I had. Much different milking a goat than milking a cow, or in your case a ‘roo or a water buffalo.
It’s hard to get milk from ‘roos, with all that jumping around it turns into butter rather quickly.
What about Sheilas?
They’re too hard to catch, so I’ve found at least.
“The robber’s screams alerted the neighbors…”
They were probably loud enough to have alerted the neighbors two countries over in Estonia.
On lithium in Lithuania. There’s a song in there somewhere.
lithium is serious shit
Klaipeda has been a pawn between Germany (called it Memel) and Russia over the last 100+ years – shelled to hell in 1945, which was still evident 50 years later when I was there. Tough sea port, Prussian / Teutonic Knight influence. The people couldn’t have been nicer, just don’t F with them. Phil, you’d like them, I will send pix. They’d be Raider fans.
C’mon Cederq, is Soja going to write up her technique for Bustednuckles readers, maybe pose for a saucy photo? Somewhere in the depths of your collection of illustrations scraped from the lower bowel of the internet, you could have found a matching spurious photo. You probably already have a file marked ‘Lithuanian grannies’, some of whom may be old girlfriends of yours.
Johno, I could write up her technique for milking goats, used to have to do it on my herd I had. Much different milking a goat than milking a cow, or in your case a ‘roo or a water buffalo.
It’s hard to get milk from ‘roos, with all that jumping around it turns into butter rather quickly.
What about Sheilas?
They’re too hard to catch, so I’ve found at least.
“The robber’s screams alerted the neighbors…”
They were probably loud enough to have alerted the neighbors two countries over in Estonia.
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Granny don’t need to get her gun.
Country strong.
Or a country song…
I think Mike Obama knows how to do this.
Who needs sirens?
Huh. I didn’t know my ex-wife moved to Lithuania.
Huh? You’re ex-wife is on Lithium?
On lithium in Lithuania. There’s a song in there somewhere.
lithium is serious shit
Klaipeda has been a pawn between Germany (called it Memel) and Russia over the last 100+ years – shelled to hell in 1945, which was still evident 50 years later when I was there. Tough sea port, Prussian / Teutonic Knight influence. The people couldn’t have been nicer, just don’t F with them. Phil, you’d like them, I will send pix. They’d be Raider fans.