Thanks PS!
World·Apr 8, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
WORLD — People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme position in order to negotiate the best possible deal.
Media members were left stunned as Trump did not actually usher in a nuclear apocalypse, but instead extracted concessions from Iran in a ceasefire deal.
“He’s never done anything like this,” said New York resident Stacey McBride. “I was sure all of Iran would be nuked by now. Trump always speaks literally with no exaggeration whatsoever. Not once have I seen Trump establish an outlandish initial position to move the framework of negotiation, and then come back to the middle. Trump really should have written out this strategy somewhere so that he wouldn’t scare us like this.”
Several journalists have called for Trump to be prosecuted for war crimes for frightening them so badly. “After Iran positioned women and children as human shields, Trump posted something on the internet that spooked me. That’s a war crime,” explained columnist David French. “Given Trump’s history of meekly negotiating without using bombastic language to win better deals, the only logical conclusion was that we were all about to die. I have yet to stop urinating on myself.”
At publishing time, the world had expressed total disbelief that Trump would use an expletive when describing a terrorist state.
The Communist MSM will never shut their lying fucking mouths with claims of war crimes because they know the public will never actually research what war crime really is. The European media and most of their populace are spineless Communist cusks who enjoy watching a bunch of goat fuckers invade their own countries, rape their women and fuck them in the ass…. and they are offended by an expletive?
Now the shock of a world leader who is aggressively looking out for the good of those who entrusted him with their vote, and won’t take any shit. The only Europeans looking out for their own country are the Poles – unashamedly Catholic Christian and White, and History will likely repeat when Poland saves Europe again.
Ah, the Bee is a satire site.
What you describe is accurate enough of the status of the EU.
One could hope the Winged Hussars again save Europe, but the real question is “does it WANT to be saved”.
Let’s watch Ireland for a few days and see.
perhaps it is not the expletive which is the main source of the offending outburst, but rather the fact that the POTUS is actually under the control of a foreign entity. Netanyahu has made it quite plain that it is he who controls DJT and moreover, Netanyahu has and a predecessor, viz. Ariel Sharron – have been recorded as believing that they would be instrumental in “bleeding the USA dry, and making it blow away in the wind” … look it up. Do pay attention to what Trump does, and not what he says … and pay attention to the advisors around Trump – they certainly do not have America’s interests at heart. Enjoy your day and do take care …
They did not accept TACO’s deal