28 thoughts on “Wonder No More Why I Avoid Portland Oregon Like It Literally Has A Plague Outbreak”

  1. I won’t attempt the original saying that a buddy would share with me… it was in a Pennsylvania Dutch Dialect of some sort… but it translated as follows: “The things I see when I don’t have a gun!”

  2. When I saw that late last night I immediately thought of you.
    That river is not a big enough barrier.

    • Especially with the I5 bridge in place. Pretty short drive to Vancouver. Keep Portland Weird!

  4. Target rich environment, but for now it’s easier and slightly more entertaining to watch it burn down all on it’s own.
    The survivors of this dystopian paradise will soon be coming out to the boonies to visit, however.

  5. EASY shot!

    I’d prefer a nice .308, but from this distance, even a 9mm would do.

    Or even a .38 wadcutter…

      • wadcutters are great target ammo that also happens to work very well on other “things”. the problem with “targets” like the one above is that they will be capable of doing the worse acts
        against normal people in the future. another thing, Berrys makes and sells a very good wadcutter with a hollow base,
        if one was to reload it with the hollow base up ,,,
        it does make a lethal wadcutter for close range work.
        say 10 yards or less. anything longer or farther away, I say go with a 12 gauge slug to make sure it stays down.
        one neat thing about slugs is even if the wearing body armor, unless it has steel plates in it. they work very well at stopping the asshole. just saying, of course.

        • We had a gun store in South Florida owned by an auxiliary cop. He used to make and sell the reverse wadcutters, called them “Alley Cat Stompers”. I still have a block or two of them for in close defense in my last resort snub nose.

          • yup. they work very well out of my hammerless
            belly gun as well. bought it to keep on my left hand pocket during the colder months in philly.
            figured it would give me enough time to get out the belt gun with my right hand.
            oh, one thing to note, if you shoot it THRU your pocket. it will set the pocket on fire, and you get flash burns on your hand. yes, I tried it out in a old hoodie.

  7. I believe live gargoyle season is 24/7 – 365 but I would start with rock salt just to see if it scrams and stays away.

    • better to feed the crabs instead of risking the chipper.
      you know, how they used to do it in the old days.
      stake said asshole out at LOW tide and just let the crabs feast on his worthless ass.

    • The timber industry and men like Simon Benson built Portland. Now it’s mayor, who is a descendant of generations of successful timber industry men, is overseeing the destruction of the city his ancestors and men like them built.

      Good going, Ted.

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