My Wifey Unit keeps me on a short leash (complete with shock collar) when I go to Home Depot, ANY car parts store, and Horror Freight. We’re on a very limited income now, darn it. 🙁
We can see who wears the pants, the shorts and the leash in that family… I have met the Wifey Unit and even I wouldn’t want to meet her in a dark or a well lit alley.
Wifey unit: “Really? He just went off my Christmas list!!”
Remember, she’s a better shot than me. ‘Nuff said.
I don’t do Christmas, lists or otherwise… except giving Thanks to Him.
Gentlemen, gentlemen it can be a romantic walk in Home Depot. I prefer the smaller regional home improvement centers myself. They are more eclectic and usually the quality is better. Prices may be higher, but they are usually competitive with the big box outfits. Hubby and I learned not to shop together in three places: bookstores, grocery stores, and lumber/tool stores. We always overspent if we went together.
With my wife, this is true. She’s possibly more into tools than me (if that’s possible) and I swear she gets a lady boner walking through the tool isles.
Skip the coffee.
My Wifey Unit keeps me on a short leash (complete with shock collar) when I go to Home Depot, ANY car parts store, and Horror Freight. We’re on a very limited income now, darn it. 🙁
We can see who wears the pants, the shorts and the leash in that family… I have met the Wifey Unit and even I wouldn’t want to meet her in a dark or a well lit alley.
Wifey unit: “Really? He just went off my Christmas list!!”
Remember, she’s a better shot than me. ‘Nuff said.
I don’t do Christmas, lists or otherwise… except giving Thanks to Him.
Gentlemen, gentlemen it can be a romantic walk in Home Depot. I prefer the smaller regional home improvement centers myself. They are more eclectic and usually the quality is better. Prices may be higher, but they are usually competitive with the big box outfits. Hubby and I learned not to shop together in three places: bookstores, grocery stores, and lumber/tool stores. We always overspent if we went together.
With my wife, this is true. She’s possibly more into tools than me (if that’s possible) and I swear she gets a lady boner walking through the tool isles.
Never been there./sarc