15 thoughts on “What our resident “Alaskan Bushman” is eating…”
Hopefully I’ll be getting some Moose from some folks that owe me, the one real bad part of my job is it tends to be the busiest during Moose Season so I’m usually too tied up to go hunting. On the plus side, having all the equipment to grind and package any meat tends to keep me fairly well supplied.
I sent that to you so you could see what YOU were missing by not being here. I didn’t expect it to be posted. Now, just to keep up, Johno is going to go out with his boomerang and hunt down some baby kangaroo or a koala bear or something.
I’ll try and see if I can get a picture of my dog licking it’s ass and I’ll send it so you can post it too.
I can retract it if I have offended you…
I’ll ship him a couple of drop bears, Cederq. That’ll keep him happy, trying to get the wheelchair close enough to shoot up at the right angle to seem sporting. He’d better watch it, but, they might piddle on him.
Hey Deathray, them there things with handles on, whatever cooking utensils they are, they are sitting on top of some sort of cooking area, and though it’s hard to tell (as all images are now for me, before you joke about it), it appears to be >indoors<, as in, iinside a kitchen with electric lighting and under a roof!
It appears that I was under a misunderstanding, that you inhabited a Liver-Eatin’ Johnson style windowless one-room shack, surrounded by Grizzlies, and only your faithful guardian dog for a companion and a computer to talk to the outside world.
Strewth, man, you’re rolling, it’s little wonder that Ms. Abrams isn’t shy about paying visits to the mountain lair!. You probably even have indoor plumbing, correct?
Truly a dang dingas, Johno.
Of course I do. I have redundancy plans to my redundancy plan. This ain’t no kids game going on buddy.
Did you manage to contact Herr Unfuck? He was looking for you.
I was wondering about the Georgia Governer-in-waiting, does she use kevlar to keep those puppies in line, or steel-wires, or what?
That Alaskan “Bushman” likely lives in a wilder place than I do, good on him, but by his own admission, his neighbour is so close that he calls the cops to have him turn that new-fangled rock and roll music down! No comment was made if he dropped the “Bushman” on his arse from the tractor bucket.
A townie, the Leftist Librarian, is probably negotiating access past the “Bushman’s” doggie right now, so she can read some of Karl Marx’s more naughty writings to him, to convince her “Bushman” to join her in the book club. I bet she wants to give him a free reading.
Has that stew been DNA tested for moose? It could just be squirrel stew!
Some of those chunks have more meat on them, than a whole squirrel.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Leigh, I wouldn’t know a squirrel from one of Deathray’s Sasquatch babes, but I do know that he has previously mentioned killing, cooking and eating one of the two. Also, don’t forget, these would necessarily be the highly regarded Grizzly Squirrels, of Deathray’s Mountain Lair fame.
They’re a distant cousin to the Great Australian Drop Bear, a fearsome predator of pretty (and gullible) girl tourists, who may or may not have consumed a few shandies during the course of a yarn session.
Damn, looks good.
Oh, yeah. Moose is awesome eating.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Good to see yer still kickin’… Spent a few days helping my bud cut & package his bull. Rack wasn’t big but we got close to 500 lbs processed off him. Let me know next time ya head north…
Will do.
BTW the old man is officially killing lizards and enjoying the token. Just talked last night and he says hi and thanks.
Hopefully I’ll be getting some Moose from some folks that owe me, the one real bad part of my job is it tends to be the busiest during Moose Season so I’m usually too tied up to go hunting. On the plus side, having all the equipment to grind and package any meat tends to keep me fairly well supplied.
I sent that to you so you could see what YOU were missing by not being here. I didn’t expect it to be posted. Now, just to keep up, Johno is going to go out with his boomerang and hunt down some baby kangaroo or a koala bear or something.
I’ll try and see if I can get a picture of my dog licking it’s ass and I’ll send it so you can post it too.
I can retract it if I have offended you…
I’ll ship him a couple of drop bears, Cederq. That’ll keep him happy, trying to get the wheelchair close enough to shoot up at the right angle to seem sporting. He’d better watch it, but, they might piddle on him.
Hey Deathray, them there things with handles on, whatever cooking utensils they are, they are sitting on top of some sort of cooking area, and though it’s hard to tell (as all images are now for me, before you joke about it), it appears to be >indoors<, as in, iinside a kitchen with electric lighting and under a roof!
It appears that I was under a misunderstanding, that you inhabited a Liver-Eatin’ Johnson style windowless one-room shack, surrounded by Grizzlies, and only your faithful guardian dog for a companion and a computer to talk to the outside world.
Strewth, man, you’re rolling, it’s little wonder that Ms. Abrams isn’t shy about paying visits to the mountain lair!. You probably even have indoor plumbing, correct?
Truly a dang dingas, Johno.
Of course I do. I have redundancy plans to my redundancy plan. This ain’t no kids game going on buddy.
Did you manage to contact Herr Unfuck? He was looking for you.
I was wondering about the Georgia Governer-in-waiting, does she use kevlar to keep those puppies in line, or steel-wires, or what?
That Alaskan “Bushman” likely lives in a wilder place than I do, good on him, but by his own admission, his neighbour is so close that he calls the cops to have him turn that new-fangled rock and roll music down! No comment was made if he dropped the “Bushman” on his arse from the tractor bucket.
A townie, the Leftist Librarian, is probably negotiating access past the “Bushman’s” doggie right now, so she can read some of Karl Marx’s more naughty writings to him, to convince her “Bushman” to join her in the book club. I bet she wants to give him a free reading.
Has that stew been DNA tested for moose? It could just be squirrel stew!
Some of those chunks have more meat on them, than a whole squirrel.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Leigh, I wouldn’t know a squirrel from one of Deathray’s Sasquatch babes, but I do know that he has previously mentioned killing, cooking and eating one of the two. Also, don’t forget, these would necessarily be the highly regarded Grizzly Squirrels, of Deathray’s Mountain Lair fame.
They’re a distant cousin to the Great Australian Drop Bear, a fearsome predator of pretty (and gullible) girl tourists, who may or may not have consumed a few shandies during the course of a yarn session.
Damn, looks good.
Oh, yeah. Moose is awesome eating.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Good to see yer still kickin’… Spent a few days helping my bud cut & package his bull. Rack wasn’t big but we got close to 500 lbs processed off him. Let me know next time ya head north…
Will do.
BTW the old man is officially killing lizards and enjoying the token. Just talked last night and he says hi and thanks.
Shit hot! Glad he’s enjoyin’ it