A guy I used to work with would snack on raw green pepper (dipped in ranch sauce), canned tuna and cheap beer. That nasty sumbitch could melt a bank vault door when he’d rip ass.
The spicey white German sausages, raw broccoli, and pickled eggs with hefeweizen beer. This will light up you bowels with a noxious gas that will clear a large room.
Beans for volume, eggs for power. Throw some kimchi in there for a trifecta of joy
A guy I used to work with would snack on raw green pepper (dipped in ranch sauce), canned tuna and cheap beer. That nasty sumbitch could melt a bank vault door when he’d rip ass.
A big scoop of sauerkraut would make the perfect topping.
The spicey white German sausages, raw broccoli, and pickled eggs with hefeweizen beer. This will light up you bowels with a noxious gas that will clear a large room.
Double shot latte with whole milk I can peel paint.
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Laugh if you must – but if I’d been on duty at the OJ Simpson trial – that black baboon would have been pleading FOR the death penalty! 😡
All this talk of fibre and aqueous inert gases reminds me of how I inspired the poets in the Scottish Orkney Islands years ago:
Filthie Has The Shits Again
Filthie has the shits again!
I cannae use the cludgie.
He’s perched upon the toilet seat,
Half man…half giant budgie.
Ah told ya, Filthie! Ya shouldnae huv
The luke warm tandoori mince!
So finish before Ah kark me breeks!
And give the toilet bowl
A rinse…