He hit 5 nails on the head with this….except menopause… I’m suffering from that… but it ain’t me experiencing it directly.
I find as I get older, that when water gets on my hand, I frequently better be headin to the bathroom, cause I’m gonna pee whether I want to or not. Strange sensation, that.
Damn thats funny ! I’m 62 and definitely can relate to a lot those comments. Good one sir !
Funny but so real! Was there…but no more. When I hit 55 a cpl yrs ago, I fought back. Stopped eating garbage- now about 90% of my food is “bad for you” meat so they say. Now running 5x a week- slow and uncomfortable for a while but it gets easier. Wife and I got our hormones fixed naturally- now having great sex often- like we’re in our 30’s and she is perfectly regular like a younger lady. You can do it fellas- but it ain’t easy. Simple…but the first 3 months suck. So incredibly MF’n worth it!!! 60 don’t scare me at all anymore. It’s up to you grandpa- refuse to F’n surrender yer manhood!!!
I’ve got’em all except bad knees, knock on wooden head, so far. The bladder thing is disconcerting.
Good post. Lots of laughs.
Guilty
He left out anal leakage.
A lot of that going around…
More common now, eh?
At least I got mine “honestly”.
Laugh my ass off—as a boomer, I’ve already been there and done that. News Flash – It doesn’t get any better as time goes on. Let me add one: after menopause you are ALWAYS cold.
I had womanpause and I am just ambivalent…
Bad memory? Hell, nowadays I could organise a surprise party for myself and still be surprised when it happens.
It;s a good job my balls are in a little bag otherwise I’d forget them too.
He hit 5 nails on the head with this….except menopause… I’m suffering from that… but it ain’t me experiencing it directly.
I find as I get older, that when water gets on my hand, I frequently better be headin to the bathroom, cause I’m gonna pee whether I want to or not. Strange sensation, that.
Damn thats funny ! I’m 62 and definitely can relate to a lot those comments. Good one sir !
Funny but so real! Was there…but no more. When I hit 55 a cpl yrs ago, I fought back. Stopped eating garbage- now about 90% of my food is “bad for you” meat so they say. Now running 5x a week- slow and uncomfortable for a while but it gets easier. Wife and I got our hormones fixed naturally- now having great sex often- like we’re in our 30’s and she is perfectly regular like a younger lady. You can do it fellas- but it ain’t easy. Simple…but the first 3 months suck. So incredibly MF’n worth it!!! 60 don’t scare me at all anymore. It’s up to you grandpa- refuse to F’n surrender yer manhood!!!
I’ve got’em all except bad knees, knock on wooden head, so far. The bladder thing is disconcerting.
Good post. Lots of laughs.
Guilty
He left out anal leakage.
A lot of that going around…
More common now, eh?
At least I got mine “honestly”.
Laugh my ass off—as a boomer, I’ve already been there and done that. News Flash – It doesn’t get any better as time goes on. Let me add one: after menopause you are ALWAYS cold.
I had womanpause and I am just ambivalent…
Bad memory? Hell, nowadays I could organise a surprise party for myself and still be surprised when it happens.
It;s a good job my balls are in a little bag otherwise I’d forget them too.