5 thoughts on “We should go back to being OHSHIT, that is what built our nation…”
Back then they were probably taught difference Between Yield Strength and Tensile Strength in high school and had faith in what they did, or the moonshine was really good and they didn’t care
Having worked in manufacturing most of my adult life, there is a time and place for OSHA. If we did OHSHIT stuff we made sure ‘plausible deniability’ was instituted.
Well, the 8 ton of gravel getting hauled by an F600…Stake body was kinda dumb, but I was getting paid n really didn’t care. Nobody even lost a windshield either.
Hauling a pallet load of bottled Molson plus the rest of the co-op load in a normal Chevy van with the tires pumped up to whatever that stupid pump topped out at was a fart away from OHSHIT. Kinda funny when the guy got the forklift to set it in the van an the van sat down tho. If he hadn’t centered the load nicely, I wouldn’t have finished the route that day.
Guardian angels are getting bored in the last 20-30 years. Used to be very busy before seatbelts, helmets and OSHA. I’m proof of that.
I prefer Jackshit.
THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth.
Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt;
Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt;
And another son, Bull Schitt,
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers,
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt
and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
Now my friends you can proudly proclaim,
“I know the true story of Jack Schitt!”
Now the Schitt family might sound a little humorous to a few of you but like I said I have maintained this information in my files for historical purposes.
The fact that my wife sometimes calls me “Full-of Schitt” goes to show you that she doesn’t know what she talking about.
Back then they were probably taught difference Between Yield Strength and Tensile Strength in high school and had faith in what they did, or the moonshine was really good and they didn’t care
Having worked in manufacturing most of my adult life, there is a time and place for OSHA. If we did OHSHIT stuff we made sure ‘plausible deniability’ was instituted.
Well, the 8 ton of gravel getting hauled by an F600…Stake body was kinda dumb, but I was getting paid n really didn’t care. Nobody even lost a windshield either.
Hauling a pallet load of bottled Molson plus the rest of the co-op load in a normal Chevy van with the tires pumped up to whatever that stupid pump topped out at was a fart away from OHSHIT. Kinda funny when the guy got the forklift to set it in the van an the van sat down tho. If he hadn’t centered the load nicely, I wouldn’t have finished the route that day.
Guardian angels are getting bored in the last 20-30 years. Used to be very busy before seatbelts, helmets and OSHA. I’m proof of that.
I prefer Jackshit.
THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth.
Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt;
Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt;
And another son, Bull Schitt,
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers,
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt
and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
Now my friends you can proudly proclaim,
“I know the true story of Jack Schitt!”
Now the Schitt family might sound a little humorous to a few of you but like I said I have maintained this information in my files for historical purposes.
The fact that my wife sometimes calls me “Full-of Schitt” goes to show you that she doesn’t know what she talking about.