They aren’t distracting, they are two of the best reasons for living.
Her: Hey, my eyes are up here.
Me: Yea, but your tits are down there.
You flaunt them, I’m a’lookin’.
Yes, this.
If the lady has gone to the trouble of growing them and arranging them in an attractive display, I feel a certain obligation to stare at them.
I mean, it’s the only polite thing to do.
Who am I to disparage and denigrate her efforts?
The bird?
They aren’t distracting, they are two of the best reasons for living.
Her: Hey, my eyes are up here.
Me: Yea, but your tits are down there.
You flaunt them, I’m a’lookin’.
Yes, this.
If the lady has gone to the trouble of growing them and arranging them in an attractive display, I feel a certain obligation to stare at them.
I mean, it’s the only polite thing to do.
Who am I to disparage and denigrate her efforts?
…and nicely rounded buttocks. Like this one:
https://twitter.com/DecoOhtani117/status/1769206960254320800
No, not Kartrashian style buttocks or other examples of grossly exaggerated derrieres.