14 thoughts on “This pizza maker should be shot at a minimum.

  1. Looks like little dog turds & pineapple with no sauce or cheese.
    Tar & feather the creature that made that.

  2. Looks like the one and only time I ordered Pizza Hut online, except my topping was canadian bacon.

  3. Could be “cheat meal” for a bodybuilder prepping for a contest. (The carbs in the crust is the cheat part. And the pineapple.)

    Used to know a gal who did that stuff. She’d order pizzas without cheese, and toward contest time, without sauce (sugar in the tomato paste, you see). The week pre-contest was plain boiled chicken breast, no salt (fear of “sodium bloat” — remember: “thin skin will win”). The days immediately before, all that plus severe water restriction. Again, Thin Skin.

    You know those superhero or adventure movies where the hero takes off his shirt and is absolutely shredded and veiny? They’re unbelievably dehydrated for those, and often miserable from being super hungry and having dehydration headache.

  4. Best pizza in the world is Ham, Jalapeno and Pineapple!

    I’ll have an extra large, double pineapple sent to you Cederq. Just send your address…😳

    • You people are sique, that’s the spelling for beyond redemption efed in the head. ;-((

      Ham and pineapple are NOT pizza ingredients … ever.

  5. I’d say who ever ordered it wanted it that way considering that bowl of pizza sauce on the side.

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