24 thoughts on “They are out there, self appointed…”
Thay kan kis mi as.
You leave my grammar alone. She’s too old for that kind of harassment.
How often do you sharpen your quill, Cederq?
Why do you want to know how often I sharpen my quill? I am a gentleman, and we do not discuss our dalliance’s with ladies.
OK, that may be the daily WINNER of the INTERWEBZ.
I was speaking literally, not euphemistically. I neither care nor want to know about your ‘dalliances’, or fantasies more like. I don’t think that the Salvo ladies are that desperate for donations.
I don’t consider these short split tails to be intimidating, and I don’t care for their opinion of my perspective.
Will she cum and correct me if I miswell spurds?
Do spurds only grow in Wyoming?
Only if you don’t MISS.
I stole
Grammar:
The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you’re nuts.
for my tagline on a couple of boards I frequent that feature PAW fiction stories. Many of the authors are good storytellers, but most have poor grammar skills. A few have books on Amazon and a couple also have blogs you would likely recognize. The ones with blogs are some of the best at proper grammar and spelling.
Deathray sent me that one and asked if I would post it along with the other one. I don’t know where he got that one, but he was whispering real low and so I am suspicious…
Wrong.
I was yelling at the top of my lungs.
You’re so far away is why you couldn’t hear it. Either that or you have as much hair in your ears as that nasty bush you posted yesterday.
Death, even I have my standards, I wouldn’t have posted that bush picture, that was Phil… unless I had found it first.
Just blame it on Siri shee cunt spell fer shit
By the way, thanks for that Deathray.
Yer all a buncha loosers.
Punktuashun allso mutters!
I was in a meeting one time with the training dept and they were telling us how to write a whole bunch of help screens in a system we were installing. They put up a powerpoint slide that said “active voice should be used” and I started laughing. Don’t make me explain it.
Dammit Mikey you come here and post that and leave us hanging. I don’t get it so explain it.
“active voice should be used” is in the passive. The active version would be something like “You should use active voice.”
And it’s also a grammatical sentence. 😉
Cederq, did you ever clear up your little problem, that dangling participle?
I heard that the participle wasn’t the only little dangling problem that Cederq has. But that’s another story.
Thay kan kis mi as.
You leave my grammar alone. She’s too old for that kind of harassment.
How often do you sharpen your quill, Cederq?
Why do you want to know how often I sharpen my quill? I am a gentleman, and we do not discuss our dalliance’s with ladies.
OK, that may be the daily WINNER of the INTERWEBZ.
I was speaking literally, not euphemistically. I neither care nor want to know about your ‘dalliances’, or fantasies more like. I don’t think that the Salvo ladies are that desperate for donations.
I don’t consider these short split tails to be intimidating, and I don’t care for their opinion of my perspective.
Will she cum and correct me if I miswell spurds?
Do spurds only grow in Wyoming?
Only if you don’t MISS.
I stole
Grammar:
The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you’re nuts.
for my tagline on a couple of boards I frequent that feature PAW fiction stories. Many of the authors are good storytellers, but most have poor grammar skills. A few have books on Amazon and a couple also have blogs you would likely recognize. The ones with blogs are some of the best at proper grammar and spelling.
Deathray sent me that one and asked if I would post it along with the other one. I don’t know where he got that one, but he was whispering real low and so I am suspicious…
Wrong.
I was yelling at the top of my lungs.
You’re so far away is why you couldn’t hear it. Either that or you have as much hair in your ears as that nasty bush you posted yesterday.
Death, even I have my standards, I wouldn’t have posted that bush picture, that was Phil… unless I had found it first.
Just blame it on Siri shee cunt spell fer shit
By the way, thanks for that Deathray.
Yer all a buncha loosers.
Punktuashun allso mutters!
I was in a meeting one time with the training dept and they were telling us how to write a whole bunch of help screens in a system we were installing. They put up a powerpoint slide that said “active voice should be used” and I started laughing. Don’t make me explain it.
Dammit Mikey you come here and post that and leave us hanging. I don’t get it so explain it.
“active voice should be used” is in the passive. The active version would be something like “You should use active voice.”
And it’s also a grammatical sentence. 😉
Cederq, did you ever clear up your little problem, that dangling participle?
I heard that the participle wasn’t the only little dangling problem that Cederq has. But that’s another story.
Hey! Did you get a peek at my Medical Chart?