11 thoughts on “TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!

  1. Flies, gnats, mosquitos, mealy bugs and aphids (that get into houseplants somehow) and are always getting in your face, especially at meal time. I hate all those little sonsabitches.

  2. An Englishman, a Scotsman, and and Irishman all enter a pub, sit down at the bar, and each orders a pint.

    By some incredible coincidence, three flies come along and each one lands in a separate glass.

    The Englishman pushes his glass away in disgust and demands that it be replaced on the house.

    The Scotsman scoops the fly out of his beer, drops it on the bar top, and continues to sip.

    The Irishman reaches into his stout, plucks our the fly, and begins screaming, “SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT, YA THIEVIN’ BASTARD!!”

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