7 thoughts on “Tactical Hermit has a dick splitting take on self defense.”
Why not, it works.
Pelvis is the core of your mobility, a huge part of your blood flow and the idiots buddy watching it will KNOW he’s screwed when it’s His turn to get shot.
Seriously I watch folks brag how they can hit center of mass all day long.
I ask, “What about body armor”?
Well, they say “Then I’ll shoot him in the face”.
Guess their targets never shoot back and already shot them in the dick.
I’ve been a big advocate for exactly this approach for a long time now. It works, it’s unexpected, and the best part is that if they somehow survive, they cannot surgically reconstruct a properly working dick, so the perp lives the rest of their lives as a eunuch with a piss bag; no nookie for you, bitch. I’m also a fan of blowing out kneecaps, if one can place a shot that precisely in the heat of the moment. Make these fuckers suffer for their criminality. The “justice” system sure won’t.
My theory is…dick, chest, head. Recoil makes this a no-brainer.
That said: Former friend broke bad. Did time. Out on parole. Got himself in a love triangle. Drove through the chick’s locked gate…started kicking in her back door. The result…yep…she shot him in the dick.
Fuckin tweakers
Why not, it works.
Pelvis is the core of your mobility, a huge part of your blood flow and the idiots buddy watching it will KNOW he’s screwed when it’s His turn to get shot.
Seriously I watch folks brag how they can hit center of mass all day long.
I ask, “What about body armor”?
Well, they say “Then I’ll shoot him in the face”.
Guess their targets never shoot back and already shot them in the dick.
I’ve been a big advocate for exactly this approach for a long time now. It works, it’s unexpected, and the best part is that if they somehow survive, they cannot surgically reconstruct a properly working dick, so the perp lives the rest of their lives as a eunuch with a piss bag; no nookie for you, bitch. I’m also a fan of blowing out kneecaps, if one can place a shot that precisely in the heat of the moment. Make these fuckers suffer for their criminality. The “justice” system sure won’t.
The best part is if you miss the dick and hit slightly to either side, you just blew out the femoral artery.
And that means an open casket funeral.
Ok, maybe a head shot too, for good measure. Why give a criminal piece of shit the benefit of an open casket funeral?
Must have been banhammered I can’t get it to play either place.
https://youtu.be/pSBPisirhHo?si=SUj5MVwBFXjeoWJH
If this is it that’s some funny shit right thar.
My theory is…dick, chest, head. Recoil makes this a no-brainer.
That said: Former friend broke bad. Did time. Out on parole. Got himself in a love triangle. Drove through the chick’s locked gate…started kicking in her back door. The result…yep…she shot him in the dick.
Fuckin tweakers