15 thoughts on “Sounds yummy… my hotdogs and brats are brown enough, I don’t need the higher melanin count.

  1. I am tempted.
    Don’t challenge a Dutchman who is 41 years short on his daily recommended allowance of licorice.

  2. Will they turn your poop black like the black halloween buns that Burger King has done the last several years?

  3. That’s completely unnatural, and I wouldn’t allow such blasphmey to touch my lips.

    -rightwingterrorist

  4. Speaking as someone who *adores* Finnish salmiakki licorice (Fazer Tyrkisk Peber is *wonderful*), I’m still not going for licorice meat (or meatlike substances).

    Also, how do you tell if you burnt these fuckers?

    • That’s gotta be a Nordic thing.
      The Swedish Disaster was crowing over having obtained a bag of genuine licorice from home. She deigned to share a piece from her precious stash.

      Tack, älskling! It was awful. Blech. But I didn’t want to offend her by spitting it out, so I swallowed it. BAD move. The taste kept coming up for over an hour. ‘Course, that turned out to be a problem of “3” on a scale of about five fucking thousand considering what happened later in that relationship. Heh. Perspective is everything.

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