I remember my friends cat went inside his open gun safe and sharpened the claws on the Browning over under shotgun.
Why I don’t tolerate cats indoors. Out in the shed, fine. Cat litter makes you bat shit crazy anyway.
Are you checking the safe to make sure the cat is locked inside?
I shut one of the wife’s cats up in the Connex for a couple days one time. It never went near it again.
I bet there a 22 in that thing that says that cat no longer an issue. Anything that intentionally shits in the house will receive an expedited vector to the burn pile.
In the mid 1980’s I was working on a small boiler at a cattle ranch in Shafter. They heated their lunch on top of the boiler. The door to the room had a sign on it that said keep door closed. Cat will eat burrito and taco.
Look at it this way – it’s a way to weed out the stupid ones…
I needed that sign on the tack room in my old barn.
The only good cat is a dead cat.
I disagree. My study concludes 10% of cats are good ones and 2% are great ones. My study is based on my 35+ years of marriage, during which my bride has had approximately 100 cats.
The two great ones were a little female who was sweet as could be and a male who was an excellent mouser, was never a problem and was my nap time buddy. I still miss that little bugger. Personality plus.
Nemo, you’re forgetting their usefulness in medical research. What with their nine lives, they work out to be cheap!
Had one piss in the safe once. Ruined the muzzle on a black powder rifle. It rusted like it was soaked in sea water. I had it upside down for some reason. Stupid cat would crawl in the dresser when the wife wouldn’t close her drawer. It laid in my underwear drawer. I got hives when I’d start sweating at work. He’d lay on my side of the bed. I’d get hives when I went to sleep. I finally figured it out. He made a pretty tasty stir fry though…..
I remember my friends cat went inside his open gun safe and sharpened the claws on the Browning over under shotgun.
Why I don’t tolerate cats indoors. Out in the shed, fine. Cat litter makes you bat shit crazy anyway.
Are you checking the safe to make sure the cat is locked inside?
I shut one of the wife’s cats up in the Connex for a couple days one time. It never went near it again.
I bet there a 22 in that thing that says that cat no longer an issue. Anything that intentionally shits in the house will receive an expedited vector to the burn pile.
In the mid 1980’s I was working on a small boiler at a cattle ranch in Shafter. They heated their lunch on top of the boiler. The door to the room had a sign on it that said keep door closed. Cat will eat burrito and taco.
Look at it this way – it’s a way to weed out the stupid ones…
I needed that sign on the tack room in my old barn.
The only good cat is a dead cat.
I disagree. My study concludes 10% of cats are good ones and 2% are great ones. My study is based on my 35+ years of marriage, during which my bride has had approximately 100 cats.
The two great ones were a little female who was sweet as could be and a male who was an excellent mouser, was never a problem and was my nap time buddy. I still miss that little bugger. Personality plus.
Nemo, you’re forgetting their usefulness in medical research. What with their nine lives, they work out to be cheap!
Had one piss in the safe once. Ruined the muzzle on a black powder rifle. It rusted like it was soaked in sea water. I had it upside down for some reason. Stupid cat would crawl in the dresser when the wife wouldn’t close her drawer. It laid in my underwear drawer. I got hives when I’d start sweating at work. He’d lay on my side of the bed. I’d get hives when I went to sleep. I finally figured it out. He made a pretty tasty stir fry though…..