19 thoughts on “Plop, plop, whizz, whizz: In-vehicle toilets are coming soon…”
Perhaps the wrong Orientals got nuked in ’45.
Prototypes to be installed first in Amazon delivery vans?
That should do wonders for your hemorrhoids.
I’ll stick with the hitch-mount version, thanks. Or a pilot relief tube.
I call mine the bumper dumper
I just shit in the woods. Unless I’m going through swamp, then I shit in the cat-tails.
Or if it’s winter I shit in the snowbank and use the Finnish Bidet.
But I prefer a 6″ deadfall with no bark and a few shit-tickets.
You mean you don’t take mountain money with you out in the woods or swamps?
Underwear if none available
I like my hitch mount toilet seat … the wife loves me because I have a hitch mount toilet seat.
I offered my then wife, the same with the travel trailer a hitch mounted toilet seat whilst we traveled and that after pulling off the freeway she could wave at the fellow travelers as she took care of business. She vehemently declined…
Toyota and Chevrolet present a car for the 21st century commuter: Toylet!
– Runs on natural gas
– Single seater or side by side models available
– Dual douche bags
– Rear washer/wiper standard
– Skirt hooks available as option
– Magazine rack
– Built in smart phone charger
– Paper dispenser (subscription to app required)
– Enema kit for hard starts
– Heated seats
A true shit box of a car, come test drive yours today!
…and you already had to worry about parts falling off of my vehicles onto the road…
You wouldn’t want to buy one second hand, would you?
I have a 19ft travel trailer, I already have a toilet in a vehicle and it works well. I had stenciled on the back of another travel trailer I had when I was married and it spelled “Jan’s Porta-Potty” across the back wall. The wife did not appreciate too much…
Gee, think of the market for truckers.
Actually we had a guy at a trucking company I worked at that used to piss in his tractor in a jar. If your assigned tractor was in for maintenance and the mentioned guy was off and the dispatcher gave you his truck, you went home. Nobody would drive that truck.
A great option, my passengers say they’re often near to shitting their pants.
I will wait for the model that has the bidet function as well.
That’s just a simple re-routing of the windshield washer lines.
I knew an old boy in SC that put whiskey in his WW reservoir, re-routed a washer line to the drivers compartment to create his own hidden bar.
Perhaps the wrong Orientals got nuked in ’45.
Prototypes to be installed first in Amazon delivery vans?
That should do wonders for your hemorrhoids.
I’ll stick with the hitch-mount version, thanks. Or a pilot relief tube.
I call mine the bumper dumper
I just shit in the woods. Unless I’m going through swamp, then I shit in the cat-tails.
Or if it’s winter I shit in the snowbank and use the Finnish Bidet.
But I prefer a 6″ deadfall with no bark and a few shit-tickets.
You mean you don’t take mountain money with you out in the woods or swamps?
Underwear if none available
I like my hitch mount toilet seat … the wife loves me because I have a hitch mount toilet seat.
I offered my then wife, the same with the travel trailer a hitch mounted toilet seat whilst we traveled and that after pulling off the freeway she could wave at the fellow travelers as she took care of business. She vehemently declined…
Toyota and Chevrolet present a car for the 21st century commuter: Toylet!
– Runs on natural gas
– Single seater or side by side models available
– Dual douche bags
– Rear washer/wiper standard
– Skirt hooks available as option
– Magazine rack
– Built in smart phone charger
– Paper dispenser (subscription to app required)
– Enema kit for hard starts
– Heated seats
A true shit box of a car, come test drive yours today!
…and you already had to worry about parts falling off of my vehicles onto the road…
You wouldn’t want to buy one second hand, would you?
I have a 19ft travel trailer, I already have a toilet in a vehicle and it works well. I had stenciled on the back of another travel trailer I had when I was married and it spelled “Jan’s Porta-Potty” across the back wall. The wife did not appreciate too much…
Gee, think of the market for truckers.
Actually we had a guy at a trucking company I worked at that used to piss in his tractor in a jar. If your assigned tractor was in for maintenance and the mentioned guy was off and the dispatcher gave you his truck, you went home. Nobody would drive that truck.
A great option, my passengers say they’re often near to shitting their pants.
I will wait for the model that has the bidet function as well.
That’s just a simple re-routing of the windshield washer lines.
I knew an old boy in SC that put whiskey in his WW reservoir, re-routed a washer line to the drivers compartment to create his own hidden bar.
“On the Go”
A whole new meaning!