Bear Claw sent it in. H/T to The Federal Observer.
10 thoughts on “Phil and me can take lessons…”
No wonder most people us the shortened version, too many words to remember to say to people. Maybe, we go to piss off, or bugger off. That sounds a bit better than the old version.
We are Americans not Euro wotzits, why waste time and breath when Fuck Off works just as well? Efficiency my man, efficiency rules.
101. Isn’t your village short an idiot? Perhaps you could apply. Bring a crayon to the interview. Be sure to wear clothes.
There is a time and place for diplomacy. And there is a time and place for a direct fuck you and fuck off mentality.
I’m to old for that first one Sandy
one boss I worked for years ago told me I had the look that said that.
anyway, just out of the army and was trying very hard not to tell morons that.
he told me that others I had to work with came to him and complained about me.
it seems I would stop whatever I was doing and just look at the moron and they got the hint I guess. which was fine with me as long as they left.
anyway. whatever it worked as they left me alone.
Where’s the fun in not cussing?
One can express oneself without resorting to expletives.
But it’s soooooo much shorter and more efficient to tell some moron/retard/woke mouth-breather to GFY. Nothing is lost “in translation”.
Using any of those phrases on most people would not convey the message you want to impart as most people are too stupid to understand the message. Fuck Off is unmistakable.
Perhaps something more eloquent?
“There is now way I can explain this to you without a strong metal chair, zip ties, a lit road flare & a great deal of suffering on your part”
Yep, it’s Monday & they’re still taking “How fucking stupid can you be?” as a challenge.
No wonder most people us the shortened version, too many words to remember to say to people. Maybe, we go to piss off, or bugger off. That sounds a bit better than the old version.
We are Americans not Euro wotzits, why waste time and breath when Fuck Off works just as well? Efficiency my man, efficiency rules.
101. Isn’t your village short an idiot? Perhaps you could apply. Bring a crayon to the interview. Be sure to wear clothes.
There is a time and place for diplomacy. And there is a time and place for a direct fuck you and fuck off mentality.
I’m to old for that first one Sandy
one boss I worked for years ago told me I had the look that said that.
anyway, just out of the army and was trying very hard not to tell morons that.
he told me that others I had to work with came to him and complained about me.
it seems I would stop whatever I was doing and just look at the moron and they got the hint I guess. which was fine with me as long as they left.
anyway. whatever it worked as they left me alone.
Where’s the fun in not cussing?
One can express oneself without resorting to expletives.
But it’s soooooo much shorter and more efficient to tell some moron/retard/woke mouth-breather to GFY. Nothing is lost “in translation”.
Using any of those phrases on most people would not convey the message you want to impart as most people are too stupid to understand the message. Fuck Off is unmistakable.
Perhaps something more eloquent?
“There is now way I can explain this to you without a strong metal chair, zip ties, a lit road flare & a great deal of suffering on your part”
Yep, it’s Monday & they’re still taking “How fucking stupid can you be?” as a challenge.