Damned if I know who comes up with shit like this.
The best yer gonna get from me is me telling ya I gotta take a dump.
End of lesson.
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
Damned if I know who comes up with shit like this.
The best yer gonna get from me is me telling ya I gotta take a dump.
End of lesson.
Best I’ll do is tell her to light a match after I’m done.
Remember to wipe, men 👍
All I say is, “I gotta take a shit…” I don’t elaborate what, where and how. Now, if it is a whooper, I may boast of my accomplishment!
Wish we had cell phones back in the day when I had a gall bladder.
I would have taken pictures of some of my accomplishments and sent them to buddies at 2:00 AM for shits and giggles (no pun intended).
Sounds like a dirty sanchez or Cleveland Steamer up coming…
Why does it not surprise me that you know what those are?
(Now that I mention it, why do I know that they are?!)
Ask Cederq, he knows.
Thanks, you are the one who taught me what those terms mean, I was an innocent, pure choir boy until you were spewing on here.
Now let’s go over Donkey Punching, Salad Tossing, and Anal Kidney Punching. The rest can wait.
Pegging
Man, there sure is a lot of poop put there…
Yeah. No. And why is it that Herself even after all these years has not quite picked up on a simple observation: I will NOT have a conversation with her or anyone ELSE when I’m in the process.
“I gotta drop the kids off at the pool” is my exit strategy.
Just heard that one a few years ago and stole the hell out of it.
I tell my old lady, “I got shit to take care of.” End of discussion. (I’m not allowed to use the bathroom next to our bedroom. I use the guest bathroom.)
I like sliden a biden, or dropping an obama.
Stealing that on as well Bob