I Hate It When That Happens

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I ran off this morning and forgot my work keys.

There is a Fob on them for swiping the Time Clock for punching in and out on top of all the keys so I had to Email my Boss clear down in Eugene and have him clock me in and out for today.

Even better, the key for the little electric Golf Cart is on them. The one I use every day to run around that joint in. At 300,000 square feet for the warehouse plus all the parking lots around the joint, it’s easily a quarter mile to go around the place and since I’m all fucked up walking wise, that shit ain’t happening.

There aren’t any spare keys laying around for the damn thing either so I wound up having to take the dash board loose and Hotwire the little fucker.

This wasn’t my first rodeo obviously…

Gunday Monday, CXIX

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Contributed by Wild, Wild West & Don’t mind me.

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I miss wearing my kilt…freedom. Cederq.

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