Fuck Daylight Savings Time

Every Ecosystem on the planet has adapted to the Sun rising in the East and setting in the West for Billions of years.

But No.

Some Wiseass thinks he can do better by fucking with everyone’s Circadian Rhythm and hacking the clocks around an hour every six months, so we can be “More Productive”.

Fuck that guy and Fuck Daylight Savings Time.

If it weren’t for electronic clocks everywhere I turn, I wouldn’t know what the fuck time it is and wouldn’t fucking care either.

It’s Sunday morning, I wake up this morning and the clock says it’s 5:45 in the fucking morning.

You can bet your ass there is going to be a nap in my future today.

Dirty sonsabitches.

It’s November 5th

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November
Gunpowder treason and plot
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

H/T to ScouterGreg for the reminder. I have been gone shopping with The Wifely Unit and he sent me an email to remind me.

BTW,

I have had that T shirt for over 5 years now, except mine is gray.

If you aren’t aware of what it’s all about, do yourself a favor and watch V For Vendetta.

It’s a pretty damn good movie.

Gee, I Don’t Remember Seeing This…..

I wonder why?

In case you didn’t know, Portland’s Unofficial slogan is;

KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD.

I think they are doing a STELLAR job of it.

Notice this is right before an election?

It is way too little, way too late.

Wonder why I won’t drive over there unless I absolutely have to?

Portland has turned into a complete shithole.

That’s why.

I Sent This To The Wifely Unit

I got into a heated argument with her last Summer  when she was wanting me to load up the riding lawnmower she finally allowed me to get.

Come to find out the only reason she relented in the first place after I had been wanting one for five fucking years was so that I could drag the thing on a seventy mile round trip to go mow her Dad’s giant lawn. I told her these fucking ramps are dangerous, right after one of them tried kicking sideways on me, right in front of her.

I sent her this so she just maybe will get a fucking clue that I’m not talking shit when I say they are dangerous.

I drilled holes in the end of mine and matching holes in the tailgate. Then I drop a bolt into the holes so the damn ramps can’t spit back out like that. I also ALWAYS back up into the bed of the truck.

You gotta know that little ride fucked that old man up.

Lucky for him, the neighbor behind was watching, along with whoever was filming it, so they could drag him out from under the damn thing and call an Ambulance.