I’m Terribly Sorry But This Is An Emergency.

McCarthy losing SIX STRAIGHT VOTES over two days in his attempt to bulldoze his way into the office of Speaker of the House has given me a boner that won’t go away.

Drastic measures are called for.

AYEEEEE!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

There, that took care of it.

I can carry on now.

Sorry about that but I’m sure you understand.

UPDATE: I supplied the bleach…