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Investigators found classified documents in President Biden’s garage. No one really knows why it was there, including Biden. But the real story is all the other stuff they found. His garage was a veritable treasure trove of scandal!
Here is the definitive list of items found in Biden’s garage:
Wow! So exciting! Who knows what they’ll find next?
Sent in by Paul Stulgaitus





These people are insane.
16 year old posts.
Seriously?
Like anyone is going to be digging through a basically defunct blog and reading shit from 2007?
Oh yes, they are quite serious.
My phone started blowing up while I was at work today with Email notices.
I was like, WTF?
When I open it up there are TEN notices from Blogger that they have hidden some old posts from my old blog Ornery Bastard, behind their infamous “Sensitive Content Warning” page because all of a sudden these ancient screeds of mine have come under scrutiny and someone got a truck full of sand in their vagina over them.
After clicking through and reading one of the old posts at random, the very first thing I noticed is just how much I have mellowed over the years.
You think I have a dirty mouth now?
Go take a look at the stuff I used to crank out when I was still drinking.
Another thing that I noticed?
It’s still quite relevant, all these years later.
No wonder some Libtard wet their pants.

Yes Moonbeam, I used to call ’em like I saw ’em.
The last thing I noticed is that I used to be just a bit more eloquent, when I wasn’t cursing.
When I put the cap on the bottle I trapped my muse inside apparently.
Ah well, it’s far better no matter what that I no longer drink. Even though I do have to admit I had a lot of fun getting likkered up and letting it fly back in the day.
This just goes to show that I do sometimes outsmart myself.
Like the time I said Fuck Google and bailed out of their Blogger platform.
They were disappearing blogs entirely when I bailed and as I can plainly see, they are still rooting out Bad Think, no matter how old it is.
You can also bet if they are still after me, they are after other Bloggers who have or had their stuff on Blogger.
In the mean time,

Ya bunch of miserable, pathetic, cunts anyway.
Your time is coming.
This… snicker… talk about tongue in cheek…
8 crayon flavors Marines would actually enjoy eating
There are a few simple truths in life: The Earth is round. The Sun is hot. Humans need oxygen to breathe. And Marines love to eat crayons.
No one is quite sure where or how that last fact came to be, but as far back as contemporary lore goes, nary a devil dog can say they haven’t heard at least one joke about their beloved Corps being full of colorful wax-snack eaters.
Full article, with ‘selections’ HERE at Marine Times.
And before you laugh too hard, there really ARE edible crayons out there… Crayons Ready to Eat is one such company, link HERE. And you CAN color with them, or eat them, your choice…LOL
Bonus is that CRE is a Veteran Owned Business, so you would be supporting veterans if you order them!
NOTE: I have not ordered any…yet…
Sandy, you can order ’em for your hubby!























