I’m heading out of town to the High Desert of Central Oregon to meet up with a bunch of family for the weekend.

If I remember right, it’s the first time since last Summer that I went anywhere just to go fuck off and that one turned into a bust. I’m not taking this infernal laptop so you are going to be lef tto the tender mercies of my esteemed friend CederQ and his special sense of twisted humor.

In a first for me, I am not driving and will be copiloting for my youngest daughter while she drives, wait for it, a fucking Tesla.

It’s about a 4 hour drive so I am packing an extra extension cord just in case.

I hope you all have an awesome weekend and for God’s sake keep all your damn fingers will ya?

Leave the stupidity to the plethora of idiots we have running around.

Hopefully I’ll be back Sunday, fatter and somewhat rested. I had a bad cold from last Friday until yesterday so I’m glad the congestion in my head is cleared up because it is indeed the High Desert and the altitude is going to take a toll on my broke down old ass anyway.

Like I tell my children, if you can’t be good, stay sanitary.

Thanks,

Phil