Oh Please, Oh Please, Oh Please Do This To Me!

It will be the last fucking time you do it, I guarantee, Karen.

And I damn well won’t be as polite as this guy either.

Now that I am officially disabled and paid the $150 for handicapped plates, I will park wherever the fuck I want.

And seeings I drive an almost 6,000 pound 3/4 ton capacity 4 wheel drive, You had best not get in my way either.

FINALLY!!

It’s only ten years overdue.

What you need to understand is that the little skateboard punks dressed in black over here are the cannon fodder for a highly trained and well funded international organization so this is really fucking big.