Darth Cheney Dead At 84, Finally

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For someone who can run their mouth and come up with some vile shit to say, I find myself having trouble expressing my feelings about Darth Cheney’s passing. Other than to say that I think that dirty motherfucker was one of the most vile and evil cocksuckers to ever hold office in this once great country.

Vice President Dick Cheney, speaks at the 50th anniversary celebration of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, Thursday, April 10, 2008, in Washington. Bush administration officials from Vice President Dick Cheney on down signed off on using harsh interrogation techniques against suspected terrorists after asking the Justice Department to endorse their legality, The Associated Press has learned. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

People say you shouldn’t speak ill of the dead.

Fuck that.

The dirty, rotten to the core Necromancer needs a proper send off.

I have been waiting a long time to vent my spleen over that fucking cunt.

The list of evil shit he perpetrated in and out of office would fill a book and he was unrepentant to the bitter end.

So long motherfucker, I hope they have a barrel of oil standing by to baste your fat ass with as you slowly turn on the spit over the hottest pit in Hell.