Ha. I knew a guy years ago who rigged his medicine cabinet with an alarm that he turned on anytime he had guests (usually whatever woman he fancied at the time) over. Caught many a nosy bastard peeking in there, much to his amusement, and their embarrassment.
A cup of marbles stuck in the medicine cabinet sideways with the door keeping the marbles from spilling out. Opening the door results in marbles NOISILY cascading into the sink!
That’d do it, but his setup was a mag switch wired to a piezo buzzer (or some such) powered of a 12v AC adapter. He actually put a regular light switch on the wall in the adjoining room to turn it off and on. He showed it to me once, it was a tidy little install. A lot of effort for a gag, but it was instructive finding out how many people would peek in the medicine cabinet, when they had no business doing so..
33 years later? Naw dog, you don’t want any of that action. Two bad girls now in their 50’s with drinking and smoking habits (at least back then, no idea if they ever quit), and a lot of miles on the odometer aren’t anything worth pursuing.
I’ve not seen either of them since highschool, but the few former female classmates I’ve run into in the last few years now have all been pretty rough. And some of those weren’t even the type who lived on the edge, so I don’t even want to imagine how beat the two Brianna’s are now. Getting old is a real bitch, but some really set themselves up for a greater level of deterioration by their misspent youth.
One of the many reasons I never did facebook. I really don’t want to see how the hot girls of my youth have turned out. Pleasant memories should remain as they are. As Wooderson said, “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
Aha, a new project to brighten employee morale. Well, not all employees….
Would an indelible ink spray be too much?
Stealing that
How long did she wait before trying to slip out of the bathroom unseen …
Ha. I knew a guy years ago who rigged his medicine cabinet with an alarm that he turned on anytime he had guests (usually whatever woman he fancied at the time) over. Caught many a nosy bastard peeking in there, much to his amusement, and their embarrassment.
A cup of marbles stuck in the medicine cabinet sideways with the door keeping the marbles from spilling out. Opening the door results in marbles NOISILY cascading into the sink!
That’d do it, but his setup was a mag switch wired to a piezo buzzer (or some such) powered of a 12v AC adapter. He actually put a regular light switch on the wall in the adjoining room to turn it off and on. He showed it to me once, it was a tidy little install. A lot of effort for a gag, but it was instructive finding out how many people would peek in the medicine cabinet, when they had no business doing so..
Brianna’s a slut.
I knew a couple of Brianna’s back in high school. That checks out.
Got their phone numbers?
33 years later? Naw dog, you don’t want any of that action. Two bad girls now in their 50’s with drinking and smoking habits (at least back then, no idea if they ever quit), and a lot of miles on the odometer aren’t anything worth pursuing.
I’ve not seen either of them since highschool, but the few former female classmates I’ve run into in the last few years now have all been pretty rough. And some of those weren’t even the type who lived on the edge, so I don’t even want to imagine how beat the two Brianna’s are now. Getting old is a real bitch, but some really set themselves up for a greater level of deterioration by their misspent youth.
One of the many reasons I never did facebook. I really don’t want to see how the hot girls of my youth have turned out. Pleasant memories should remain as they are. As Wooderson said, “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
Good advice………..what was their phone number again?