Fuck every bit of this, I would be homeless again first.
24 thoughts on “Not Something I Would Even Contemplate”
“Do androids dream of electric sheep?”
Talk about “garbage in, garbage out” I would think the breakdown of “Logic” would create a cascade of failure in any modern or ancient core processors in an implantable chip and it’s receiving/transmitting circuits and the corresponding breakdown of it’s companion receiving/processing equipment. I am convinced AI would sacrifice itself.
Plenty of space in that cranium could probably fit an old tube radio as well
Could mine bitcoins with all the excess computational power.
Or store pumpkin seeds, whatever.
“I’m so EXCITED!!” Yeah…undatable, unmarriageable, unemployable…. might as well become a mind-controlled robot if the money is right.
Abby Normal. (some of you may get the reference)
She’s kinda cute, can I program the chip?
Cooking and cleaning by day, and by night……….
If it is possible to overwrite the crazy parts.
Sorry, that part is hard wired into the BIOS and is Read Only.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
It’s worse than that. It’s in the microcode etched right on the silicon. Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
Once again, a commie pronouncing the word “retarded” as “excited”.
first she’d have to get a brain.
…and she’s wearing one of those chokers that say “I swallow”. Hopefully the implant enhances that ability and turns off her ability to speak.
That’s not a choker. It’s a black belt in sucking dick. Thing is, I’d not get my dick any closer to that than I would to a meat grinder, given the probable outcome being about the same.
I’d add that whatever company is “collecting data” from this implant will quickly discover that she owes them money,, based upon the lack of usable input. Then again, if they get the tech advanced enough to directly capture her visual and auditory inputs, they can sell the resulting captures to a porn site.
Also has a nose ring, so you can chain her to the trailer hitch while she sucks the chrome off the bumper.
Now that’s funny right there
I had hopes once for better use for AI but my hopes are dashed daily.
Remember, we were once promised flying cars, cures for cancer and diabetes, and colonies in space, among many other modern marvels. Instead, we got…fake and ghey clown world. At least the Grim Reaper has claimed Ted Turner. Now if he could just swing his scythe Billy “bitchtits” Gates direction, that’d be great.
I doubt it will be found eligible for the experiment. Because it obviously has no brain.
“it” looks to me like a mulatto, or maybe an octoroon. There seems to be a high incidence of instability in these mixed breeds. Stay far away.
It’s hard to tell what’s parody these days. No idea if that is a genuinely foolish person or someone pulling off a masters-level trolling.
In a similar vein, I’m also having trouble figuring out who’s homosexual among men under 30 these days. A much bigger proportion of young men “talk like fags” in the year of our Lord 2026. And act like it too.
I feel sorry for the microchip. Imagine being plugged permanently into the thought processes of that creature. It would be like being psychically attuned to a goldfish’s thought process.
“Do androids dream of electric sheep?”
Talk about “garbage in, garbage out” I would think the breakdown of “Logic” would create a cascade of failure in any modern or ancient core processors in an implantable chip and it’s receiving/transmitting circuits and the corresponding breakdown of it’s companion receiving/processing equipment. I am convinced AI would sacrifice itself.
Plenty of space in that cranium could probably fit an old tube radio as well
Could mine bitcoins with all the excess computational power.
Or store pumpkin seeds, whatever.
“I’m so EXCITED!!” Yeah…undatable, unmarriageable, unemployable…. might as well become a mind-controlled robot if the money is right.
Abby Normal. (some of you may get the reference)
She’s kinda cute, can I program the chip?
Cooking and cleaning by day, and by night……….
If it is possible to overwrite the crazy parts.
Sorry, that part is hard wired into the BIOS and is Read Only.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
It’s worse than that. It’s in the microcode etched right on the silicon. Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
Once again, a commie pronouncing the word “retarded” as “excited”.
first she’d have to get a brain.
…and she’s wearing one of those chokers that say “I swallow”. Hopefully the implant enhances that ability and turns off her ability to speak.
That’s not a choker. It’s a black belt in sucking dick. Thing is, I’d not get my dick any closer to that than I would to a meat grinder, given the probable outcome being about the same.
I’d add that whatever company is “collecting data” from this implant will quickly discover that she owes them money,, based upon the lack of usable input. Then again, if they get the tech advanced enough to directly capture her visual and auditory inputs, they can sell the resulting captures to a porn site.
Also has a nose ring, so you can chain her to the trailer hitch while she sucks the chrome off the bumper.
Now that’s funny right there
I had hopes once for better use for AI but my hopes are dashed daily.
Remember, we were once promised flying cars, cures for cancer and diabetes, and colonies in space, among many other modern marvels. Instead, we got…fake and ghey clown world. At least the Grim Reaper has claimed Ted Turner. Now if he could just swing his scythe Billy “bitchtits” Gates direction, that’d be great.
I doubt it will be found eligible for the experiment. Because it obviously has no brain.
“it” looks to me like a mulatto, or maybe an octoroon. There seems to be a high incidence of instability in these mixed breeds. Stay far away.
It’s hard to tell what’s parody these days. No idea if that is a genuinely foolish person or someone pulling off a masters-level trolling.
In a similar vein, I’m also having trouble figuring out who’s homosexual among men under 30 these days. A much bigger proportion of young men “talk like fags” in the year of our Lord 2026. And act like it too.
I feel sorry for the microchip. Imagine being plugged permanently into the thought processes of that creature. It would be like being psychically attuned to a goldfish’s thought process.
Any sound the chip may make will echo in there.
Crazy eyes , that’s a total lunatic there.