I had an uncle (ex LEO) who did something…kinda similar.
My aunt had a lady doctor’s appointment one day so after taking a shower, she wrapped herself in a towel and got a nap before hand.
He came home on his lunch break, caught her snoozing in the towel, knowing full well that she had an appointment, and played a game of tic-tac-toe on her butt with a sharpie before he left.
The fallout when the doc pointed out that the “X’s” won was nothing short of legendary.
That would be a death sentence in my house. But I guess it’s good to die laughing.
I had an uncle (ex LEO) who did something…kinda similar.
My aunt had a lady doctor’s appointment one day so after taking a shower, she wrapped herself in a towel and got a nap before hand.
He came home on his lunch break, caught her snoozing in the towel, knowing full well that she had an appointment, and played a game of tic-tac-toe on her butt with a sharpie before he left.
The fallout when the doc pointed out that the “X’s” won was nothing short of legendary.