9 thoughts on “My Dirty Mind

  1. Just under 3 seconds, according to the timer. But if you meant ‘its going to be a sex joke’ I had that before pressing play.

  2. (I pick up the phone) caller asks: “hey, is Jack working today?”

    Me: “No, Jack’s off.”

    That’s an actual conversation I had once at work, years ago. The caller gave no indication they got the joke, regrettably.

  3. Given the British accent and what they’re discussing, quite possibly an archer. Although my son does a lot of historical fencing – saber and rapier – and his right hand, wrist, and forearm are noticeably larger than his left

  4. 51 years ago I was an usher at a movie theater that had carpet in the lobby. The crushed popcorn had to be swept up using a “pan and broom.” I used to do that for 2 to 3 hours every 6 hour shift. we also used a big push broom operated in reverse to sweep into big piles and the pan and broomed into the trash. Even today I am able to fold beer bottle tops in half just using my finger tips. About 15 years ago the new Engineering Mgr from Riga decided to have a who’s the big dog contest with me. In front of the receptionist we shook hands and he didn’t let go. I was like are you for real and winked at the receptionist and proceeded to let him squeeze for a few seconds and then powered through his squeeze and after a half minute he yelped and pulled his hand free. Now he is an ex Russian Army hockey player and bully. The receptionist response was that it was about time that he was put in his place. He’s still there to the detriment of the company. My body is still a little asymmetrical from that job.

    Spin

  5. That’s funny shit right thar. He must have gnawed off the collar, or he had no friends.

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