16 thoughts on “Maybe Lay Off The Donuts?”

  1. I’m gonna have to remember that trick for when the inevitable cop invasion shows up at my door.

  2. And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put that batch of dumbasses back together again.

  3. So will the cops add additional charges to whoever they were about to raid? …or can the homeowner sue the cops for negligent destruction of property?

    • I would say 80 / 20 – cops add more charges 80%, 20% not.

      Because, cops.

      Was watching one of those “true crime” documentaries yesterday in my home AO. County sheriffs & local PDs investigating 2 murders in 2 towns that were right next to each other, 1 or 2 days apart. Perp stole a car from victim A in town A and drove to town B, where he broke into an empty house to hide out. Cops in town B never thought to contact cops in town A, despite the stolen car being found in town B.

      This is the level of genius in local law enforcement.

  5. Well they ARE the only “profession” the courts have ruled that can legally discriminate against and willfully refuse to hire people who are TOO SMART. And once again we see the outcome of choosing the stupid and pliable over those who are smart and questioning.

  7. I have the same lever inside my door when they come for me and the pungee stick pit below.

  9. I laughed for real. To many donut molesters occupying the deck at once, and down it came. Such a shame. Well, it is for the resident of the home actually, who had their porch destroyed, and will almost certainly have to pay to rebuild it themselves, since the cops will tell them to fuck off on covering the damage they caused.

  10. swat is a bad joke for most of them. back in 1991/2 I got out of the army .
    Philly PD asked me if I wanted a job with their stake out/swat “group” or clowns
    anyway, went to the training center to talk to them. (I was out and needed a job )
    while talking to some officer I got to watch “swat” in action. training that is.
    bunched up. fingers on triggers (?) and sweeping each other like mad as they had no idea about muzzle control. I pointed this out and told him I have to be insane to join these clowns. and that was just the mistakes I saw in 10 minutes !
    most of them where not very bright. (I being kind here. )
    but they did scare the shit out of me with all the mistakes they made over and over again. like I said, they didn’t have a clue about CIC as it was called back in the day. we where trained by the Brits who just got back from dealing with the IRA in the 1970’s. they didn’t “play” as the saying goes.

    • Aw, you mean to tell me that SWAT isn’t the bunch of ultra capable badasses portrayed in the TV show with Robert Urich back in the day? Or like in virtually every movie that ever features a SWAT team? I’m crushed to find out the truth. /Sarc

      • I’m reminded of yhe movie ” The Blues Brothers ”

        Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut…..

      • sure they are. just what you want to see come near you.
        a bunch of morons with MP5s, 30 round magazines in. safety OFF and their damn finger on the trigger.
        and pointing the damn thing at you ?
        and hyped up assholes playing soldier who should never be allowed to have a sling shot let alone a damn machine gun.
        doesn’t that make you feel “safe” ???

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