16 thoughts on “It doesn’t work, I know…

    • It would probably be better if you just don’t ask.
      But, if you really need to know, use a back channel. The people that come here don’t want to have nightmares.

      • “use a back channel”

        I think that’s kinda the point.

        #rimshot
        I’m here all week folks. Try the brisket, and tip your waitress generously.

        • Mike, you win the Interwebz comment of the day with that one that was funny as shit right thar

    • The author of that meme apparently hasn’t heard of fecal transplantation. Or blenders or garden hose.

      CederQ need to clarify this for us.

  1. I have found it best to live 5 or more states away from your EX.
    and if they do show up, saying how much they missed you and still love you shit.
    put them on the first NON stop plane back to wherever they came from !
    my dad thought I was nut to do that, BUT you can get off a bus, you can get off a
    train. but there no way in hell of getting off a non stop plane.
    best 2 grand I ever spent.

  2. I have a buddy that has married the same girl 3 times and divorced 3 times. They are not married but have been living together for the past 22 years.

  3. One of my uncles used to take movies of weird shit. Took a movie or a dog taking a shit. He’d run it backwards showing how the dog would pick up his own shit. You had to be there.

  4. I know 2 different guys who re-married and re-divorced ex-wives. Both of them said that the women were crazy. Find the crazy people in this picture.

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