“Mort’s Mortuary, you stab em’, we slab ’em!”
“City Morgue, some go to Heaven, some go to Hellllllo?”
Got a million of ’em.
And you will be here all week?
Try the Roast Beast, don’t forget to tip the waiter!
Wife came up with the best answering machine message every. In her best Russian accent “Hello this is Boris and Natasha, we are not at home right now, we are out hunting moose and squirrel, please leave a message.” Works great on telemarketers.
One guy calling about some work we were having done on the house could not stop laughing.
That’s hilarious.
A close friend of mine always answered “It’s done. But there’s blood everywhere.”
Jeffersonian
When I had tv, I would ask them to hold on for a second and find a infomercial and just lay the phone next to the tv speaker and walk away.
When I had rug munchers, I would hand them the phone and tell them it is Santa…
For the last couple of years at my last job, I answered my phone with, “Line 3, you’re on the air!”
A vendor from GE Analytical laughed his ass off.
I once told a telemarketer that her mother was ashamed of her and what she was doing disturbing folks sitting at the dinner table. She called back a little later and said that her mother was too proud of her and hung up.
“Mort’s Mortuary, you stab em’, we slab ’em!”
“City Morgue, some go to Heaven, some go to Hellllllo?”
Got a million of ’em.
And you will be here all week?
Try the Roast Beast, don’t forget to tip the waiter!
Wife came up with the best answering machine message every. In her best Russian accent “Hello this is Boris and Natasha, we are not at home right now, we are out hunting moose and squirrel, please leave a message.” Works great on telemarketers.
One guy calling about some work we were having done on the house could not stop laughing.
That’s hilarious.
A close friend of mine always answered “It’s done. But there’s blood everywhere.”
Jeffersonian
When I had tv, I would ask them to hold on for a second and find a infomercial and just lay the phone next to the tv speaker and walk away.
When I had rug munchers, I would hand them the phone and tell them it is Santa…
For the last couple of years at my last job, I answered my phone with, “Line 3, you’re on the air!”
A vendor from GE Analytical laughed his ass off.
I once told a telemarketer that her mother was ashamed of her and what she was doing disturbing folks sitting at the dinner table. She called back a little later and said that her mother was too proud of her and hung up.