12 thoughts on “I wish I was here, I could push with five toes….

  1. “Push with the toes”. Is this some weird Squarehead/Mick tantric practice?
    Glutes and abs, FFS (literally, in this case).

  2. If she has cave down there, I have a bridge in brooklynn that can be had for a far price.

    • I got a measuring stick to find out if it’s a cave or not, I’ll let you know if I want to buy your bridge.

          • Yeah, you’re probably right. She has that hot/crazy bad girl sex appeal that I learned steer clear of. Messing with that is like a child learning not to touch the stove because they got burned.

  3. I’m glad you are back here among us you old fuck.
    Offered up many a prayer you would be.

    And here you are!

    Quit scaring us like that.

  4. Glad yer back. Hope you’re not in much pain. Also hoping for a good prognosis.

    • My 50 years ago me, would do her a lot. It would be an orgasmic experience, a lot.

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