7 thoughts on “I Figure This Is Why He Isn’t Driving

  1. I’ve done this, ran right into a fence and went tail over teakettle.
    Two factors:
    1) a blinding snowstorm, I was trying to get back home before I couldn’t safely ride any more. To make it worse, I was headed right into the wind and had to drop my face to avoid getting blinded by the intense snow.
    2) The road teed. I didn’t.

    Hey, it was a “soft” landing!

  2. Plus he is wearing fag pants, a weinie bike jacket that shouts liberally asshole and a helmet… What? he doesn’t want to die like a real man?

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